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Vacation Dick

A dick that is so big that you can only fuck with it every so often.
I'm so soar from that guy with the Vacation Dick last night
by Austin_Ert June 17, 2016
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A dick that is too big for Daly sex, but is very pleasurable from time to time.
Few your dick is huge, that is what you call a vacation dick.
by Dickamos June 17, 2016
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A dick you can handle every couple of months, but not on a regular basis
He had a total vacation dick, I could barely handle it
by IloveyouVenezia June 17, 2016
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A dick that is either so large or small, that you can only tolerated for a short period of time.
He had a vacation dick, but it was okay 'cause I knew I was leaving in three days.
by satisfaction_jackson June 16, 2016
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1. A hit and run dick.
2. One night stand.
3. A go to dick when there's no other resources left.
"Girl, I'm running out of options here. I'm going to have to resort to my vacation dick."

"He is acting weird now. I think this ended up just being a vacation dick."
by MayraDiver June 16, 2016
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A dick so large that you have to take breaks between receiving it's "huge" satisfaction.
Carry: Hey how was John last night
Mary: I can't even take that vacation dick for one session. I'm gonna need a break
by Smalldicksally June 16, 2016
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dick that is '"a nice place to visit, but you wouldn't want to live there".
Susan: "You actually fucked your boss?"
Tina: Yes but he has vacation dick.
by IWOKEUPUGLY June 16, 2016
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