Jesus loves you

Manipulation. A simple way to push your religion on people who don’t give a flying fuck about your book club.

*someone chilling and being themselves (typically people who are lgbtq)*
“Jesus loves you”

by Awe.skeetskeeg February 11, 2024

it’s over for you

negative canthal tilt + no jawline + fat cheekbones

anyone that isn’t jordan barrett

dude 1 : dude she didnt tried kiss me the second I met her
dude 2 : it’s over for you

by ropemaxxing February 11, 2024

i'll fuck you . up.

when someone says "i'll fuck you.up" they mean that they'll beat the shit out of you but they also wanna fuck you.

girl: shut the fuck up man

boy:bro ill fuck you. i mean..
i'll fuck you . up.

by hornknee February 13, 2024

you don't want it

You don't want success or to achieve something great, e.g. 100k on YouTube

"you don't want it bro" you'd be more consistent if you really wanted it.

by zurap February 13, 2024

And with your ears, you do nothing

Implies that someone is a moron, not reading the room/situation, or is just plain not listening.

Worker 1: Rinses Tupperware of salmon and broccoli remnants into sink with sign that says “Out of Order, Do Not Use”
Worker 2: And with your ears, you do nothing.

by F.Puff February 14, 2024

You are so skibidi ohio rizzler kai cenat level 10 sigma gyat poppy playtime

gen alpha entertainment

You are so skibidi ohio rizzler kai cenat level 10 sigma gyat poppy playtime

by meandmymonkey February 15, 2024

GODDAMMIT MUG. GET IT NOW YOU BASTARD. DIE. GET IT RIGHT NOW. GET THE FUCKING

#savethemugs

Why does urban dictionary like mugs?

Guy 1: GODDAMMIT MUG. GET IT NOW YOU BASTARD. DIE. GET IT RIGHT NOW. GET THE FUCKING

by cat lel February 16, 2024