shit-shocking

shit-shocking

This term has two possibles meaning;
1. Something which is both shit and shocking
2. Something so shocking that it has proverbial the ability to shock shit itself

1. "Dave's car accident was shit-shocking"
2. "That cow giving birth to an alligator on the News was so unexpected that it was shit-shocking!"

by Bobbinog July 10, 2009

shit halo

When a guy goes bald but still has a circle of scraggly hair around the crown of his head

Wow look at Sean, he has acquired quite the shit halo since college.

by Trizzzle June 8, 2016

shit brains

where the man pulls out his other HEAD. to find there is shit on the privates down south.

my girlfriend thinks its funny to give me "shit brains" during our love making

by mr.assorth October 2, 2013

Shit-Weight

When you chug a bunch of laxatives to quickly lose weight.

"Sally, I need to lose some weight fast. I'm gonna take a bunch of laxatives to lose my shit-weight"

by Ghostdik May 13, 2020

dip shit line

The slang country name for Digital Subscriber Line. DSL is the worst Internet Service there is. The Real name of it should be Dip Shit Line.

Out in the country your internet will usually be very slow and very bad Dip Shit Line that will drop off multiple times a day from usually only one ISP internet monopoly.

by VengaFan May 1, 2020

Aint shit

Not the case; it is not

Aint shit tuff

Aint shit true

Aint shit exist

by Framily September 3, 2022

MARSUPIAL SHIT

Being in a state of explosive diarrhea, extreme headache, double-vision, incessant urge to masterbate

Jay called in sick today, saying he felt like he had an opossum in his ass - requiring him to take a large Marsupial Shit.

by ROYAL DINKUS April 3, 2019