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when you’re missing your significant other for an extended period of time
“omg i miss you sm, im loosing hearing in my left eye
by pickle tickle August 7, 2024
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Take My Cake

They want you to stick it in their booty.
"Brad, literally just take my cake already."
by CarcinoGeneticist13 April 17, 2019
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I'm in a gender of my own

There are only 2 genders, you can't be anything else. I don't care if you sexually identify as an Apache Helicopter it doesn't count.
"I don't fit in the two genders, I'm in a gender of my own"

"No you're not, you either have a dick or you have a pussy, there is no in between."
by GroovyReater4 January 23, 2017
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The only unique thing about me is my fingerprint

Used when you just want to feel unique
Jerry: 'Hey Kev what is unique about you?'
Kev: 'The only unique thing about me is my fingerprint'
Jerry: 'That just sounds like a discord status'
by ceese123254 June 27, 2022
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SLAP MY NUTS

WHEN YOU GET MAD YOU WILL SAY SLAP MY NUTS
by anonymous October 27, 2021
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my oliver

oliver is my favourite boy i’ve ever met and i’m going to marry him. he’s the best human being ever and is so caring and funny and so fucking yummy and he’s so selfless and passionate about things he loves and i love listening to him talk. i fall asleep on the phone to him every night and he is my comfort person, he is so beautiful and i just love him so much i’m so in love with him i can’t help it he’s the best ever ever ever and i want to look after him and be with him forever and not let anything hurt him and just listen to every single thing about him. he doesn’t think he’s a good person but he really is the best and i just wanna kiss him all over and hug him and look after him and kiss his willy too.
Weirdo : “Who is that?????”
lex : “that’s my ollie, go near him and i’ll kill you he’s mine mine mine mine he’s my oliver.”
by iloveollieparker November 19, 2023
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she on my body

by Anonymous12345687 November 7, 2023
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