piece of shit

a person that can be fatherless, emo, and weak. It has no friends and can barely lift a can of coke. The opposite of a sigma male.

Rufus: "You are very rude."
Jack: "You piece of shit."
Rufus: *Dies a deserved death*

by nutsucker69420 July 30, 2022

shit sponge

Simply Michelle, that's it.

"Did you see that shit sponge"

by Hurhrjrj June 18, 2017

Shit crippled

The feeling of still having shit in your asshole after a dump, despite the fact that you whipped your ass several times. When one is shit crippled, they tend to walk funny.

"I took such a huge dump that I got shit crippled, let's just say walking to John's house was not pleasant after that..."

by Ball Bustin Bob June 19, 2017

as shit

To a great extent or degree; very

That movie is funny as shit!

by GaderKadoz July 6, 2022

turbo shit

someone who goes fast and eats ass

who's that dank boi driving the landspeeder
dont mind him he's a phat ass pile of t-t-t-t-t-t-turbo shit

by Yur_boi_uhhhhhhh December 13, 2019

Shit

Shit is the thing that comes out of your ass-hole. Shit is aka Jessica.

Jessica is Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogochian for shit.

by uuuooooonooooooomie May 28, 2018

Dick-shit

The act of taking a shit through your dick

Doctor: Why are you here today, sir?
Guy: I went to piss but then ended up taking a Dick-shit

by Blood-lover June 17, 2018