Shit Topper

the act of having a wank during or after a shit and jizzing in the bowl of the toilet on top of the shit you've just done.

"Just did a shit topper, sorted me right out"

by Bdubs9191 November 13, 2022

Shit Weigher

A shit weigher is a person who gained notoriety through an embarrassing or demeaning act

Hey shit weigher! What's on your IMDB page? Nothing!

by Dabbletron September 29, 2025

That French Shit

Top shelf liquor or expensive.

Bartender give me some of that french shit.

by That French Shit December 27, 2020

Shit in the corner

Annoying shit that needs to be taken care of soon but not immediately.

"Why haven't you taken out the trash yet?"

"Relax women, it's just shit in the corner."

by alsalfai June 18, 2012

I Don't Shit

when you're in disbelief of what somebody says and you don't care

"Bro I just pulled that girl"
"And I don't shit mate"

by geraigeraigoon March 9, 2025

Shits lit

Signifying something as dope, cool. Can also be used in different forms; shit was lit, shits not lit.

Yeah man, shits lit.

by dizzyanddaffy December 15, 2022

Baby shit

When you lose a verbal fight with your significant other and you decide to act all cute like a baby to make he/she forgive you.

Man, she’s back on her baby shit, look at those puppy dog eyes

by Gispatcho Vhloiga November 8, 2020