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Middle school

A stage of 2-3 years of learning how social life works and how to get your shit together. Here you typically3

get into fights
get heartbroken
get asked to hit a vape
hear rumors about yourself
Loose a shit ton of friends for no fucking reason
Get played
Play people
Gain trust issues
You think your the shit
You think everyone hates you
You think everyone loves you
But everyone is too worried about themselves that they don’t pay attention to your shit, nobody cares.

This is also the year before you become a useless and scared little bitch in HS. If your popular now and you think your the shit, your probably gonna stop growing at 5’5 all the kids you fucked with and made they’re lives miserable will hit puberty and be better than you and then it’s they’re turn to fuck you up. Not all popular middle schoolers though, some are mature. Also if you think boys are bad in middle school wait till high school. The peer pressure is fucking awful and your gonna do stupid shit and your parents are gonna pretend they didn’t do stupid shit. But you know they’ve had their fare share of fights, office appointments, and suspensions too. And if you feel like everyone hates you, then you feel exactly how everyone else feels. And don’t say your “so different” people will bully the fuck out of you because you know better than that, and your not the shit, this isn’t mean girls so don’t go fucking up your social life with your stupid comments you make about yourself.
Kids mom: what are you doing
Kid: I’m ordering school supplies

Kids mom: are you exited for another year of middle school?
Kid: no.
by EleanorSpeaksFacts December 15, 2021
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Private School

A school that is not funded by the government and taxes that you have to pay tuition for.

Private schools are NOT full of rich, snobby, white, spoiled kids.

Private schools are NOT that strict.

Private schools are the same thing as public schools, but you have to wear uniforms and pay tuition.
Person 1: Oh? That chick goes to a private school? She must be a total spoiled bitch.

Person 2: She has divorced parents who abuse her daily, and she’s also a really good friend.
by Truth_def June 11, 2018
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School

School is a place where children die. At the end of the day when children get on the bus to go home they get mad at the parents for making them go to a place where your brain gets tortured for 6 hours.
Parents: Timmy! it's time for school!
Timmy: Can we go get the new fortnite additio instead? please please!!
Timmy's father: After school.
After school
Timmy's mother: your teacher gave me homework and said you have been bad you are grouded for a week!
by a random Samoan person. July 27, 2020
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Meramec Valley Middle School

A place full of extra fake hoes. Everyone here is either fake,trash, or the 10% of decent human beings. Also a place where any private place has a vaping looser. Welcome to our hell aka middle school
"Hell and meramec valley middle school are very similar"
by Nick-Jesus May 9, 2018
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School

A place of death, despair, depression, hell, unfairness, suicide, anxiety, stress, and homework.
Bob went to school and eventually fell into a deep hole of depression.
by Christian Peterson May 31, 2018
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School

A shithole that we spend almost 7 hours a day at ‘learning’ stuff we’ve already been told countless times.
School is shit. I hate school.
by urbanated May 17, 2022
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Lincoln High School

LINCOLN HIGH SCHOOL's like MLK Blvd.'s is where you can usually find the most ghetto whores, students smoked out, freshman’s with more diseases burning like hell or having 2+ Kids. Although their football team is amazing. And usually, they contain a disproportionately high percentage of African-American and/or Hispanic students.
Somebody from Lincoln High School burned me in 2019.
by TheWokeBitch September 21, 2021
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