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worktard 

The one coworker that does/says the dumbest things over and over again.
No one pays much attention to Larry here, he's our company's worktard.
worktard by Mrs Pita February 13, 2010
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working a sign 

A homeless person that holds a sign up asking for handouts.
Guy #1: Look at that woman working a sign. Guy #2: Yep the sign says she's homeless.
working a sign by JoeyBomm March 22, 2020

Worker C 

A worker who will abruptly stop working and leave for an unknown reason
"He just stopped working for no reason and left. He's a real Worker C."
Worker C by ColeConCon July 1, 2021

Ab Workout 

when you laugh so hard your abs start to hurt
Sarah J. just got an ab workout from laughing so hard
Ab Workout by katieomg December 6, 2010

Post-Workout Binge 

The thought that after you have worked out, you've burned 500 calories and you can pretty much eat whatever you want, when in reality, you've only burned about 90.
Olivia: Uh, Julia? Ya might want to go a little easier on the eating there. Remember your goal of 10 pounds by next Friday?
Julia: Oh, no it's okay. I just worked out for like 45 minutes so now I can post-workout binge.

Steam Workshop 

Where the best (or worst) user-created items go for Steam games such as Team Fortress 2 and Gmod.
Guy 1: Hey, you saw that one taunt for Medic on the Steam Workshop?
Guy 2: Yeah, along with some crappy FNAF fanboy's fanfic-mod thing. Yeck.
Steam Workshop by ForgedBro1987 October 24, 2015