willy spectrum

The 'Willy spectrum' or possibly 'Dick spectrum' is the scale at which a penis is defined and measured by it pleasurebility and size, starting at one extreme and ending at another.

Sarah explained to Alice, the day after her one night stand, that Clive's dick was probably average on the willy spectrum because although it was pretty sizeable he didn't really know how to use it too well.

by Broom handle April 09, 2016

willy moan

most epicer gamer to live, super cool, totally not a nerd

ami: willy moan is my very cool bff

by peaniewalksweird February 04, 2022

bum willy

this day is where you go to someones house and call them a bum willy

Adam: your such a bum willy

Jasmine: HEY! why are you in my house?
Adam: oh its bum willy day :)

by coolgirll May 10, 2021

Big Willy

A dead guy from 1916 called William Charles Gilbert, who I am apparently the great-grandson of. Dude literally went to war. He really is Big Willy

I saw Big Willy in the census for 1921!

by demonade December 08, 2021

Willie Tonga

An amazing man! Beautiful eyes, luscious lips and is very sensitive

How amazing is Willie Tonga?
I want a Willie

by Yupy March 12, 2013

willy beamish

A whiny kid from his own Sega CD game.

The Adventures of Willy Beamish

by SuperKamptiA May 27, 2023

doody chute wet willy

when you brutally moisten your index finger and then shove it in the ass of one of your sleeping friends.

hey mike is asleep

I'm going to give him a doody chute wet willy

by TheColgator May 29, 2022