Weed Sit-ups

That abdominal exercise you do when you’re kicked back on the couch and you need to reach the cannabis on the coffee table.
I started doing weed sit-ups instead of laying my pipe on the couch, so I can eat whatever I want and lose weight.
by Trillith November 28, 2021
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weed hound

Someone that smokes a shit load of weed.
Ever since Carlos got deported, he's become a major weed hound.
by wah1232 March 18, 2017
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Weed-Kisses

The act of exhaling/blowing cannabis smoke into the genital orifice of a sexual partner
I got so stoned after my husband gave me weed-kisses
by Zemonic Indigo December 21, 2024
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Weed Whacking

Guy 1: “Bro, what were you doing last night?”

Guy 2: “Oh, nothing really. Was just Weed Whacking.”

Guy 3: “We should all go Weed Whack together someday
by MmRatMan May 27, 2021
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weed whacking

on my birthday, i was weed whacking on an inflatable chair until i came.
by curtis450 February 21, 2023
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Pube-a-weed

The loose hair that floats away in the fashion of a tumbleweed when a very hairy fellow manscapes. The pubic hair forms a ball and floats away...
John did not clean up after he shaved his pubes and I found his pube-a-weed in my sink! It was so gross!

Mike should never manscape with the window open -- the wind bles his pube-a-weed onto the neighbors balcony.
by G. George V October 12, 2011
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weed puffs

When you combine cocoa puffs and weed you get, WeedPuffs!!!!
Man, it's breakfast, but I really need to get high...

Ah man, just eat some Weed Puffs!!!
by RotaxHD March 02, 2015
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