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Blue waffle 

When a girls gives a guy stds the guy can fight back and make her fanny blue
I gave your mom blue waffle
Blue waffle by Mr hiv April 28, 2021

Twatt waffle

Stupid bitch
Twatt waffle by Dick stifter April 30, 2021

Blue waffle 

Literally just a waffle with blueberries
Albert: Hey search up a blue waffle.

Chris: Oh ok.

Chris: Oh daddy, it’s blueberry waffles

Bagged Waffle 

Maple syrup lubricated anal sex in a sleeping bag. Generally occurring in a deployed location with limited sources of required lubricant.
Hey bub, did you hear that desert queen in the other tent last night….? Heard he pulled off the bagged waffle with the maple syrup from the DFAC.
Bagged Waffle by Flyalpha86 May 24, 2021

Twat Waffle

Chrissy Teigen is a bona fide Twat Waffle.

Slop waffle 

Waffles covered in massive amounts of butter and syrup.
2003: kid serves himself a massive amount of slop waffles sitting down after riding bike all day getting ready to watch “Ed,Edd, n Eddy”

Life is good.