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Blue waffle 

Albert: Hey search up a blue waffle.

Chris: Oh ok.

Chris: Oh daddy, it’s blueberry waffles

Bagged Waffle 

Maple syrup lubricated anal sex in a sleeping bag. Generally occurring in a deployed location with limited sources of required lubricant.
Hey bub, did you hear that desert queen in the other tent last night….? Heard he pulled off the bagged waffle with the maple syrup from the DFAC.
Bagged Waffle by Flyalpha86 May 24, 2021

Slop waffle 

Waffles covered in massive amounts of butter and syrup.
2003: kid serves himself a massive amount of slop waffles sitting down after riding bike all day getting ready to watch “Ed,Edd, n Eddy”

Life is good.

omnisexual_waffle_iron 

some crazy omnisexual ambiamorous non-binary person that likes camp camp and cheese fries
person 1: did you see omnisexual_waffle_iron ?
person 2: yeah they’re posting a thirst trap of david from camp camp