fucking a chick (animals also work) doggy style so that her(its) face bangs against the wall leaving a bloody stain
by Bromeo44 October 18, 2009
Get the Delaware wall postmug. by fxnnodrama August 13, 2018
Get the post malone complexmug. The feeling one gets when, once fully over the emo/scene kid phase, hhe or she realizes they have nothing in their wardrobe but fucking skinny jeans; no jackets that aren't red, black, or The Devil Wears Prada; no CDs that aren't Alesana, Silverstein, and Bring Me the Horizon.
Post-emo remorse can also define the overall feeling of embarassment one gets when a friend shows them a picture of their past self as the kid with the straightened black hair covering everything down to their chin.
Post-emo remorse can also define the overall feeling of embarassment one gets when a friend shows them a picture of their past self as the kid with the straightened black hair covering everything down to their chin.
Stop bringing that damn photo up. I've already got post-emo remorse, can we leave the past in the past?
by PseudoNaomi November 2, 2010
Get the Post-emo remorsemug. by JimnyInTheCrepZone May 4, 2020
Get the Post Lockdown Functionmug. The act of getting behind a woman and putting 1 leg up on an object that is higher than the ground, as to make her legs spread open from behind for easier leverage.
Yo Dawg, last night I was chillin with this chick and she was a freak, dawg. I post her up on a kitchen stool.
You wouldnt post her up, dawg? Tell me you wouldn't post it up! Real talk?
You wouldnt post her up, dawg? Tell me you wouldn't post it up! Real talk?
by Sancho_Sam February 18, 2010
Get the Post Her Upmug. a post on a blog, a tweet on Twitter, or an activity on Facebook to let friends know you are alive and well, or alive and troubled.
Hamlet - "I haven't seen a "heart-beat post" from Ophelia in a few days, I hope she's okay. I can't call her to find out, because, you know, it's complicated, but those heart-beat posts let me know she's thinking of me."
Horatio - "Yes, she's fine. I saw a 'heart-beat post' on her blog, the first one she's done in three days, about going to the river"
Horatio - "Yes, she's fine. I saw a 'heart-beat post' on her blog, the first one she's done in three days, about going to the river"
by Rocksandshoals November 24, 2009
Get the Heart-Beat Postmug. when drinking milk you though was going to bad on a certain day, but you learned that day was some time ago.
Person: "Uh oh, my milk is going bad today!"
Bob: "Well give it an expiration chug!"
Person: "Gulps" "Dude, im thinking that was a post-expiration chug"
*Loud Barf"
Bob: "Well give it an expiration chug!"
Person: "Gulps" "Dude, im thinking that was a post-expiration chug"
*Loud Barf"
by nOmega November 24, 2009
Get the post-expiration chugmug.