Sex

Something that you always think about in middle school and is what everybody says they had with another kids Mom last night.

Kid1: hey?
Kid2:what?
Kid1: I had sex your mom last night. She was so wet and juicy .
Kid2: my mom is dead.
Kid1: what?
Kid2: she died 4 years ago. She was coming home from work at the strip club and was stuck a balls. She hit my grandma and they both died.
Kid1:What the fuck I saw her yesterday.
Kid2: I know
Kid1: aren’t you sad
Kid2:why should I be
Kid1:GET THE FUCK OUT!

by The town of China December 3, 2017

Sex

It is like math look : Bed + girl + boy + love = sex

The reason you are typing this in the urban dictionary is because you wish you were having it right now admit

Girl one : OML I just had sex with Brandon

Girl two : no way I love sex it is so healthy because bananas are yummy

Girl one : init without sex in my life I would have no meaning

by hump me fuck me suck me December 18, 2019

Sex

What kind of moron are you that you look up sex in the urban dictionary?

Looking up sex??? Seriously, get off now before I turn off the internet.

by King jellybean @rick and morty April 19, 2018

Sex

When a person feels like a person is beautiful either externally or internally, he or she may horny ( wet or hard). Their penis enlarges and their vagina gets wet. Then penatration into the vagina or anus(butthole) occurs when a male sticks his penis or female sticks a dildo in to the other male or female's anus(butthole) or vagina.

Gona and Kevin had really good vaginal sex last night

by Drizzy.drake23 January 23, 2018

sex

the act of forcing your sheep in Minecraft to have sex with their parents.

Those sheep just had sex.

by mrwoofwoof March 29, 2020

Sex

Or if you want it more formal.. "Love touch". "Dirty dance" is commonly used in parties, when a guy approaches a girl to "dance" but he's actually not trying to be too hideous and in a nice and flirty way, he asks her to hook up.

Guy: We had a dirty dance with my gf last night~
Guy 2: If only I could have sex with mine too.. She doesn't let me to touch her, since she's on her period.

by Christina The Hottie 123 May 31, 2019

Sex!

An abundance of excitement and or sexual pleasure

-Lil uzi just dropped eternal atake. Sex!
-I can’t wait for sex!

by Symere woods June 8, 2020