Matt

A guy with the biggest penis that is the size of Godzilla, Matt can also touch a girl and give her 8 exact orgasims. He’s also a Jedi with his meat he can make it levitate and choke you with it. Matt isn't your average guy, this guy is capable of things you didn't know existed. He’s also a sex god and go 56 hours without busting in one session. People named “Matt” usually have a 1 on a rice purity test. When you see a “Matt” do not engage him.

Matt is such a sweet person

by Idkehattoput5783 November 20, 2023

Matt Horan

A slight obese but not overly obese man who cares for his hair. And also doesn’t brush his teeth

Don’t be a Matt Horan when u are anticipating a coming out party.

by Lester 2 September 11, 2021

Matt Mojsej

A male figure that is worldly known for having a 13” cock.... not only that but he is very good at his sports and you should watch out he might be in your moms bed tonight

I opened up my moms room tonight and I saw matt Mojsej doing my mom what a great day

by Any land is your land December 6, 2017

matt henning

A 100% gay boi who still like pussy and only pussy... he hangs out with mostly girl’s and one faggot , he’s never touched his cock but still list to bust a nut every day

“Is Matt gay”
“No he’s just special “
Matt Henning

is the gayest straight person in the world

by Joemamma52636 October 17, 2019

Matt

Pathological Liar, Unable To Commit Likes to Hear Himself Talk
Usually A Short Man That Walk Around Thinking He Such A Badass.

Girl 1 Is he lying again
Girl 2 Yes he's pulling A Matt

by Nina313 March 3, 2022

Matt Van Pelt

Matthew thinks he’s the shit and lies to his friends to prove himself.

Matt Van Pelt is such a faggot, holy shit

by Jakob Perry December 30, 2019

Matt

The one guy in vampire diaries that never dies this guy is irritating and irrelevant he's still alive while all the immortals are dead like bitch die!!!

Ughh matts still alive

by Radali October 1, 2020