Fake Ass Mom

A mom who never takes care of her kid. Yet, she puts her step-son, and husband on a pedestal. She would pay thousands of dollars for her step-son to please her husband, but her real daughter to her is just a bitch ass piece of trash that doesn't matter. Don't fucking consider this kind of mom a mom.

Person 1: _____ is a fucking fake ass mom. I heard she spend 2000 dollars on her step-son, for school clothes, and didn't get her daughter anything for school.

Person 2: What a bitch!

by anonymous-bitch August 12, 2018

Philly Fake out

Doing a guy/girl in from behind.. you spit on her back when shes the person turns around you blow it in thier face.

Damn... last night I gave your old lady a Philly fake out.

by robbie September 30, 2003

Gypsy Fake Out

The act of faking an orgasm to shoot man jam into a womans face and or mouth, preferably initiated from the doggy-style position.

After banging until your close to exploding, pinch it off (for later use) spit on her back, and pretend your all out of man-o-naise. The woman, thinking you are done dominating her va-jag, will turn around and try to initiate lame after sex tard talk. Seize the moment to unleash your spooge in the facial area.

Guy- I had this skeeza that didn't want to swallow so I told her its no problem
Friend- well, what happened?
Guy- Bro Chi Mihn, what do you think? I hit her with the Gypsy Fake Out. Probably swallowed a gallon :)
Friend- God i want to be you

by TuhJuh April 24, 2010

Fake American

It's a saying to describe someone, particularly an Asian Male who thought himself is so American, but then his Chineseyness shows from his broken language.

Calvin: What r u saying? Fake American!
Sam: Fake? There is no such thing as fake American.

Calvin: Yeah there is!

Sam: Nope, you are fake. You are plastic American. I am the real one.

Calvin: That's so not true. I'll have to prove u wrong.

Sam: Try it.

by CalviniumWutWut November 12, 2017

The double fake-out

When you are about to cum after doing a girl in the butt, so you spit on her back, then she turns around and you spit in her face, then cum in her butt-hole.

She'll be shitting cum-balls tommorow after i gave her the double fake out.

by s December 23, 2004

Fake Air Guitar

Using something in the place of an air guitar,, for example a broom.

Jimmy used the mop as an air guitar, therefore making it a fake air guitar

by Matty (: April 7, 2010

Fake Bake Faggot

When someone who nobody likes pretends to be high when he isn't.... also he likes penis

Sam Was a Fake Bake Faggot because he was pretending to be high off sun chips... also hes a faggot

by turtle123467890009876 April 5, 2011