Canadian log jam

When you cover a maple leaf in maple syrup, jam it down a girls ass, and then nibble it out with only your front teeth like a beaver.

I met a Canadian girl the other night and she would only let me hit it if I gave her a canadian log jam.

I love the Canadian log jam, but the leaves are hard to find fresh.

by Jakelmoore January 12, 2023

Canadian fart sneeze

A man poops on a girl face in the snow. and after the man poops, he then covers the girls face with snow.

Man, I loved it when we did a Canadian fart sneeze

by G vs shot Hannibal November 30, 2025

Canadian Mongoose

An aggressively sexual man/woman who enjoys sucking on toes and fingers. Usually identifies as a bisexual.

“That Canadian Mongoose sucked me off so good last night. I nutted 3 times”

by DustanStrokez420 August 31, 2022

Canadian Hot Sauce

Refers to the blood that pours out of your rectum from anal sex when the penis bursts open ass polyps.

Bro: I can't believe my girlfriend didn't tell me she had polyps in her ass before I fucked her! I got blood everywhere!

Friend: Should have grabbed some chicken wings to go with that Canadian Hot Sauce.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm May 26, 2017

Canadian Nibble

when you offer someone a BITE or Sip of something and they go ahead and eat/drink the entire thing

Hey want a bite of my ice cream?
Sure - eats the entire thing
I didn't mean a Canadian nibble

or

Want a sip of my drink?
Sure - drinks it all
Wow way to take a Canadian Nibble

or

the response from the person who take the Canadian Nibble can be "Thanks for the Canadian Nibble"

by TheLemon15 March 13, 2013

Canadian Boyfriend

A Canadian Boyfriend is when you have a boyfriend or a guy you are regularly hooking up with already. But you do all the mundane and social events with your “Canadian Boyfriend”. So he does all the boyfriend duties and social interactions but doesn’t get the physical reward of sex that the real boyfriend does.

My friend Sarah gets Kevin to drive her to go out shopping, run errands, drop her off for her lunch date with her sister. Later on Kevin picks Sarah up to go out with friends for dinner, they all go out to a bar afterwards. As the night comes to an end Sarah gets her “Canadian Boyfriend” to drop her off at her boyfriend’s house.

by The eXception978 April 23, 2024

livi the canadian

Livi is a very short Canadian who lives in Canada if you didn’t know. They are one of the funniest people in lex and gi server and is also one of the shortest

Oh dude it’s livi the Canadian!
They are so funny!!

by Bigwomun December 13, 2021