puffer bear

an innocent baby you fear may become homosexual because of spending too much time in palm springs, playing in pink pools, eating at ihop, and shopping with his/her ridiculous mother. note: usually babies of this nature are marked with the sign of the red devil.

Babe, you know taking brady-bear to sf will just increase the likliness of him becoming a puffer bear! LOL

by puffer_mom_69 September 11, 2010

Teddy Bear

A hairy, masculine looking gay man of small stature.

Also known as a Pocket Bear.

“Tell me about the guy you’ve started dating?”
“He’s cute, has a beard, kinda hairy and he’s short”
“How short?”
“Like 5ft 5”
“Oh, so he’s a Teddy Bear!”

by TeddyBear27 June 12, 2018

teddie bear

A cute little cuddlecreature shaped like a bear cub.

I gave my daughter a teddie bear for her birfday.

by teh teddie December 20, 2014

smokey bear

smokey bear secretly gets stoned instead of preventing wildfires

damn bro i just caught smokey bear hitting a bong in the redwoods while its on fire i thought he could only prevent them

by dog_god May 18, 2019

Blue Bear

A general sigh or deep breath that is done for no other reason than it feels good.

"Woman: (sigh), Man: What's wrong?, Woman: Blue Bear."

by StormmieSkyes May 25, 2017

Snizzly bear

The most cutest person in the world, referred to a bear(the cute kind)

Aww you snizzly bear

by Cereal_killer05 March 23, 2020

The Bear Grylls

A sex move where a man takes his partner from behind and as he is about to come, pulls out, pushes his feet forward and flips his body back, catching his own cum in his mouth while shouting, "PROTEIN!"

Hey, have you heard of the Bear Grylls?

by Thatgingerfuck June 7, 2016