hey spongebob what are yall eatin

YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY GET THE HELL OUTA HERE!!!!

Sandy: hey spongebob what are yall eatin
spoinkle doink: YOU CANT HAVE ANY GET THE HELL OUTA HERE!!!!

by Mr. Squidward February 28, 2024

gravy sponge

A fat, unkempt woman whom vacuums up cum every chance she gets.

“Where’d becca go”?
“I saw that gravy sponge headin to the men’s restroom with some rando.”

by Monkeyjuggler March 4, 2024

The Spongebob

Is when a person lies on the bed with their head hanging off of the side. Then their partner inserts their penis in their moth and they deep throat it. The person with the penis in their mouth then proceeds to take their hand and rub it on their throat while laughing like Spongebob SquarePants thoroughly massaging the penis..

“Did you hear that Jenny gave Kobe The Spongebob?”

by DoIMakeYouRandy? March 17, 2024

The Sponge Effect

The Sponge Effect describes the situation where a person does an action, that they have done enough times to make it semi-automatic. Semi-automatic meaning that they do not remember the action in details subsequently.

Police officer: You just ran this red light. Do you acknowledge this?
Bicyclist: Sorry, I cannot do that, I don't remember the action. It might have been the sponge effect.

by Tehor006 March 28, 2024

titty slinger

A women's bra.

Hey honey, could ya hand me my titty slinger I gotta get ready for church.

by Mole lady March 29, 2024

booze sponge

Food you eat specifically at the end of a period of drinking

Please take me to Taco Bell on the way home. I could use a booze sponge.

by anonymous April 11, 2024

slimy slooge

A slimy slooge is the phrase used to describe when a horny man, captures an eel from the ocean, puts it in a bucket, carries the bucket to a random hot ladies house, then breaks into the bedroom, waits for the woman to go in the room and start taking off her clothes, then taking the eel out of the bucket, taping it to your dick and running around the room screaming, “GIVE ME HEAD YOU SILLY MONKEY” as the eel is thrashing around.

The man woke up and chose to give a slimy slooge to the girl he saw at the pool yesterday.

by Alex Franses May 20, 2024