Rock-knockers are like butterslaps.
All ne'er-do-wells call diamonds "apples." Like callin' money "bread" or rock-knockers "butter-slaps."
by sharpus March 21, 2021

Tom: "What time did you Rock Up?"
Jambo: "I rocked up at about 7pm with a couple of those kooks we met in that bar"
Jambo: "I rocked up at about 7pm with a couple of those kooks we met in that bar"
by Tommy rocks up July 1, 2007

Rock at its lowest, least intellectual form. Also known as hair metal, crotch rock can be recognized by many distinctive traits, such as high-pitched nasal vocals, stupid lyrics, simple or nonexistent song structure, extremely basic drumming, or tasteless guitar wankery. Named as such because crotch rock guitarists usually wear their guitars slung extremely low, often down to their crotch or past it, to the point where it actually interferes with their ability to play their instrument properly. Crotch rock rose to prominence in the 1980's, and is exemplified by bands such as Motley Crue and Poison. It is notable in that most songs of the genre are completely indistinguishable from one another, and lack any sort of memorability or catchiness whatsoever.
No, that's a stupid suggestion. How am I supposed to sing that - do I look like I'm castrated? And we'd never play crotch rock, anyway. It's music for stupid people.
by strolling bones October 2, 2010

Mournful, grandiose "deep and meaningful" pedestrian music produced by artists taking themselves too seriously, for people who take their trivial problems too seriously. Usually depressing slow tracks which would not be out of place in a sales rep's Mondeo.
Sob-Rock Bands: Coldplay, Snow Patrol, Elbow, Travis, Keane, Radiohead, U2, OneRepublic, Embrace, REM, Matchbox Twenty.
by bloodmeal February 17, 2010

by JerseyJohn December 15, 2007

When a girl is so drunk/coked up that her appearance has declined significantly from earlier in the evening, usually used in a bar/club setting. Refers to hair being messed up to the point of looking like "Fraggle Rock".
"Dude look at Brittany, shes a mess, looking like Fraggle Rock"
"Shes a party girl, always taking shots, in the club drunk looking like fraggle rock" 'Fraggle Rock' by AWOL
"Shes a party girl, always taking shots, in the club drunk looking like fraggle rock" 'Fraggle Rock' by AWOL
by J. Jackson Action April 25, 2011

Radio announcer: Alright, coming up next, we got the Dragons, on 103.5 the Edge! Listen on iHeartRadio!
Olivia: Did they just call Imagine Dragons rock?
Red: Apparently...
Peter: They're an annoying butt rock band. Even Nickelback have more talent.
Olivia: Did they just call Imagine Dragons rock?
Red: Apparently...
Peter: They're an annoying butt rock band. Even Nickelback have more talent.
by Raspberry Necessary 35 February 28, 2022
