River

can be the best lil sibling u will ever have!!
River only likes 1-2 girls his whole life and that is why he will forever be single.
looks really good in a mullet!

"When the chuff coming river?"

by Tis,Izla May 7, 2023

River

A flower I miss, it’s been almost a year, hope you’re ok.

River’s a kind soul. Take care of him you lot.

by anemone012 June 5, 2023

Riverside

When her pussy is wet and you go diving in the riverside.

Wanna go to the riverside?
I thought we were going to the waterpark?
Oh yeah…

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 12, 2023

Riverview Middle School

Riverview Middle School is a shitass school located in Bay Point, California. The school fucking sucks and is in a very ghetto area. Everyone there smokes weed and vapes and Mount Diablo in general is ass.

Person 1: I heard that guy goes to "Riverview Middle School"
Person 2: Really? That school sucks dick.
Person 1: I know, I feel bad for him.

by EntryOneForRMS June 30, 2023

River helmet

Tha axt of giving oral sex while floating down the river.

While floating down the river my wife gave me an amazing river helmet.

by Cinnamon N Spice July 30, 2023

River helmet

The act of giving oral sex while floating down the river.

On our last floating trip, my wife gave me such an amazing river helmet, that I ejaculated in her mouth.

by Cinnamon N Spice July 30, 2023

River

River is one of the sweetest people you’ll ever meet. He’s antisocial around big crowds and reluctant to meet new people. But if you can manage to chase your way into his circle he is a hilarious guy with a huge personality that will always make you laugh. He is a total Dork. On a deeper level, he is the worlds best boyfriend and always knows what to do, even in the worst situations. Treat him right and he’ll do the same. But mistreat him and I will. find. you.

“Who’s that guy in the corner?”
“Oh that’s just River, he doesn’t talk to many people.”
“Who’s that one girl chasing him??”
“That’s his girlfriend. We don’t question her.”

by River’s True Lover August 6, 2023