achievement pants

A pair of imaginary pants used as a symbol to award someone when they've done something good, but hardly worth noting. Same as in giving someone a "cookie."

"Oh, you took out the trash? I'll go get the achievement pants for you to wear."

by SM Jordan October 13, 2004

Vagina Pants

(Noun) To behave in a weak-kneed, cowardly, panicky, or otherwiaw pussy-like fashion.

1.) When it became apparent that simple-minded belligerence would not help him in his war against America and other Free-minded peoples, Osama Bin Laden put on his Vagina Pants and turned to hiding in caves.

2.) Osama Bin Laden is a Vagina Pants.

by XSlime June 30, 2009

sweetie pants

a drug mule.

i heard that guy was a sweetie pants. always going back and forth across the border.

by thecrimsonmustache January 18, 2013

pant moustache

the furry bit that escapes the knickers and creeps down the leg of one who does not trim their bush

by Anonymous October 9, 2003

parachute pants

Nylon, somwhat baggy pants that have widening pant legs. Popular in the 80's disco era.
A part of the famous Elvis Presly Outfit.

Sweet! Parachute pants.

by whats a pseudonym March 13, 2004

foofie pants

Fancy pants that cover your foofie from public view.

"Well, hello, Mr. Foofie Pants, you're looking fancy today."

by Ms. Foofie Pants July 11, 2003

Kick In The Pants

Usually a replacement to a "good job well done". Not derogatory, but not as satisfying as a bonus check, or even a bit of recognition

I thought I was going to get a bonus for my hard work, but all I got was a "kick in the pants"

by emaes February 2, 2012