one sided backwards ass fuck

a person who is one sided and is completely wrong
Ben is a one sided backwards ass fuck he has no idea what is even going on
by BOSS NIGGUH November 19, 2007
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Damn homie, u ain't funna hit da broad side of da barn
by tombo March 04, 2005
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East Side Taco Festival

Taco Festival on the East Side of San Jose, CA. Hosted by Movable Feast.
Person 1: Yo, I hear theres a jump off going on right now called East Side Taco Festival.
Person 2: Yeah it's Movable Feast, so you know it's hella good!
Person 1: ESSJ x MF!
by ufo8mykat September 07, 2011
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An entitity with deficiencies in so many different aspects, its inferiority can be neither hidden nor disguised; hence "dressing on the side."
You can sell Lame Salad to some of the people some of the time, but pity the Independent Sales Rep with a basement full of Lame-Salad-with-Dressing-on-the-Side.
by I. Wagner November 28, 2006
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When a girl goes after the male friend of a guy who just rejected her
Jim and Jane broke up
Jim's best friend Kyle is now Jane's Rebound Side-Friend Dick (RSFD)

Jane wants Kyle's dick
Kyle and Jane hook up
by KingSwagger January 24, 2012
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A shitty public school on the Lower East Side in NYC. Standards are low and kids are pretty stupid.
Dude, how was the party?
Lame and ghetto. All the kids there went to East Side Community High School.
by Urbandic732 March 23, 2014
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Vigina side salad dressing

When you pour Italian dressing in a pussy then you fuck it till it bleeds
by Poop Inspector May 17, 2018
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