(n).. An emotionally dead and/or incredibly boring person.
by MCT777 February 17, 2011
Tom: "What time did you Rock Up?"
Jambo: "I rocked up at about 7pm with a couple of those kooks we met in that bar"
Jambo: "I rocked up at about 7pm with a couple of those kooks we met in that bar"
by Tommy rocks up June 07, 2007
Rock at its lowest, least intellectual form. Also known as hair metal, crotch rock can be recognized by many distinctive traits, such as high-pitched nasal vocals, stupid lyrics, simple or nonexistent song structure, extremely basic drumming, or tasteless guitar wankery. Named as such because crotch rock guitarists usually wear their guitars slung extremely low, often down to their crotch or past it, to the point where it actually interferes with their ability to play their instrument properly. Crotch rock rose to prominence in the 1980's, and is exemplified by bands such as Motley Crue and Poison. It is notable in that most songs of the genre are completely indistinguishable from one another, and lack any sort of memorability or catchiness whatsoever.
No, that's a stupid suggestion. How am I supposed to sing that - do I look like I'm castrated? And we'd never play crotch rock, anyway. It's music for stupid people.
by strolling bones October 02, 2010
Mournful, grandiose "deep and meaningful" pedestrian music produced by artists taking themselves too seriously, for people who take their trivial problems too seriously. Usually depressing slow tracks which would not be out of place in a sales rep's Mondeo.
Sob-Rock Bands: Coldplay, Snow Patrol, Elbow, Travis, Keane, Radiohead, U2, OneRepublic, Embrace, REM, Matchbox Twenty.
by bloodmeal February 17, 2010
by JerseyJohn November 16, 2007
by t-style December 28, 2005
Jim Morrison!! the greatest poet to ever come out of LA. many people's idol! known for passing out on stage!
by TWright July 20, 2006