owk'd me

Pronounced "oaked"
Short slang for "obi wan kenobi'd me."
The term refers to obi wan's great power for mind control. Specifically where he tricks the storm troopers into letting him pass in star wars. So one would use this slang in reference to someone who has tricked you into doing something.

My girlfriend straight owk'd me into watching that chick flick last night.

by The Boozer May 2, 2009

adopt me

a roblox game that 7yrolds play

hey, wanna play adopt me?
“bro no”

by vylz November 14, 2021

gunning me

your always trying to be better than me

Ronaldo: I scored 2 goals last game
Torres: I scored 3
Ronaldo: why are u gunning me?

by casper472 February 14, 2009

me and chris

Shipping yourself with Chris cause he's so fucking hot, cute, handsome, sexy, beautiful. Only boys are allowed to use this.

*nocontextnba posts a suspect picture*
Everyone in the comments: Me and Chris

by Luka Doncic December 23, 2020

Fuck me

1) Something you say when you're annoyed

2) Sexual demand

1) "I spilled my beer! Fuck me!!!!!"😑

2) "Fuck me daddy!"

by UltimateDoge July 29, 2022

me susta

Surprised or shook about a situation or person.

"Al chiles, wey your hair me susta."

by CGT7 February 8, 2018

web me

Fuck my brains out

'Please web me', meaning 'Please fuck my brains out!'

by DataCable February 21, 2015