Acid Monkey

Crack head

Hey that dude seems hyper!
Hes just an acid monkey...

by nononobanana November 6, 2011

monkey minge

an incredibly hairy and unkempt lady garden, resembling that of any primate found in the wild or captivity. usually accompanied by piss flaps like the side of a baboons face

hey, you see her hairy arms?

yeah, she totally got a monkey minge, its apparent

by biggertom October 9, 2009

Monkey Pick

Picking and scratching at your asshole with your index finger whilst jumping up and down yelling “Ooo, Ooo, Ahh, Ahh!”

My uncle Carl was doing the monkey pick in the back yard.

I was monkey picking earlier and now my finger stinks.

The party took a strange turn when Frank decided to do a monkey pick in the living room.

by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2018

monkey's breakfast

Often used as an insult to describe a persons over the top fashion sense, this must involve a variety of mismatch colours .
It can also be used to describe most things with allsorts of random bright colours in it. Such as sick, girls face with too much make up on it, a bad painting, etc, etc…
A monkey's breakfast being an assortment ramdon fruits picked by monkey. Therefore, should only be for a monkey.

"Christ mate. You don't want to wear that out tonight do ya? You'll look like a monkey's breakfast!"

Dude! That bird over there has way too much make up on! Her face looks like a monkey's breakfast!!!

by chucklemunch August 28, 2006

Tard Monkey

A word thats original intent was its just really fun to say, not to be racist, but I'd still be careful... hahahahaa jk! call everyone that!!

wow that was really stupid, quit being such a tard monkey

by daryy February 20, 2011

Mountain Monkey

Norwegian, mostly the big, blonde, slightly chubby one who goes to get drunk on cheap beer in Denmark

Look, there's beer and puke and broken everywhere in this bar. Those Mountain Monkeys are such barbarians!

by Skrukk November 15, 2016

Monkey Swordplay

A sword fight in which you freeze your poop overnight and use it as swords the next day. To win the game, you have to shove your “sword” on the guy’s mouth

Yo Andrew, wanna play Monkey swordplay? If so, don’t forget to freeze your poop.

by Ben Dover Hugh April 29, 2020