Matt C

Being as Indian as humanly possible; species also found living under a rock
Dude when did Pauly become ginger, SHUT UP Matt C
by Nb44$ June 12, 2025
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Hunchback matt

Hunchback matt is the 12 wonder of the world but most think it's the opposite of a wonder but a wild infection. His back is bent the wrong way and has a horn on his forehead with discussing greace fluids that power his greacy body. He is a discussions freek of nature and must be destroyed.
Omg is that a hunchback matt it mush be shot in the forehead to save the world
by Spener447 January 08, 2018
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You're Matt Damon

Johnny: "Remember when I predicted this would happen? Looks like I was right.
Jenny: "You're Matt Damon"
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matt desmond

A pervy little man of biracial descent- must be under 5 foot 4 and have a penis less than 1 inch long.
Dude, you're drooling over that girl- don't be such a Matt Desmond.
by SNOWMANSHANE97 November 28, 2017
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Matt-oan

Matt-oan is absolutely 🧢. He's LYIN to himself when he says he is not. He knows that Chanel is the GOAT. Matt also says people with a name like Chanel cap cause he doesn't want to admit he lost the UNO GAME FFS!!
Chanel: The amount of 🧢 rn!!
Matt-oan: I SMELL CAP! EVERYWHERE IS 🧢 YOU ARE MADE OUT OF CAP! YOU'RE WHOLE BODY IS CAP
Chanel: I am the GOAT.
(see? denial.)
by Whatugondo October 18, 2020
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Matt-oan

🧢 cap
Matt-oan is 🧢 I am the GOAT (therefore he's cap)
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Matt-oan

🧢 cap
Matt-oan is 🧢 I am the GOAT (therefore he's cap)
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