A phrase that ought to be on this site so as to preserve it in perpetuity as a culturally and aesthetically significant remark.

As expected, the phrase announces that the speaker intends to both kick bubblegum and chew ass, only to express regret that he is all out of ass to chew. Cue furious bubblegum kicking.

You think you’re the shit, huh, pal? You think you got what it takes? Well let me tell you this: I’m here to kick bubblegum and chew ass…and I’m all outta ass.

I’m here to kick bubblegum and chew ass…and I’m all outta ass by Alex-2598 April 22, 2023

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Picklez on kick

A young thug looking to make a name for himself on the internet

Picklez on kick has a stupid yellow shirt that nobody likes

Picklez on kick by Zaddy Timothy August 8, 2023

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kalahari cunt kick

When you're floating down the lazy river at a Kalahari Resort and you stick your big toe in the vagina of the lady floating behind you.

Brandon, you won't believe it, I gave Jordan the Kalahari Cunt Kick on our senior class trip a decade ago.

kalahari cunt kick by RodJammerJR February 5, 2024

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