Johnston Jackoff Challenge

To jerk off with a hair gel/ hairspray mix and try to ejaculate while attempting to Growing up Gotti up your pubes.

Man, I got so bored the other night that when my girl left for work, I preformed the great Johnston Jackoff Challenge.

by Johnnie Walker's Chauffer December 26, 2008

Johnsonly

Very fancy and worth alot of money. Johnsonly can also describe a very fancy person, most with a large mustace, a brittish accent and a job as a butler. All of them are very welcoming and put yojr coatvon the door rack for you.

Joe is looking very Johnsonly over there

by Oofer_TheGreat December 1, 2020

D-Johnsoned

The feeling of being grabbed by a man of unusually large hands.

Hey, did you see the way the bouncer just D-johnsoned me?

by Refarf May 22, 2019

Jolly Johnson2

Jolly Johnson2 is someone who when given prime hydration he has the sh*** for decades

Damn Jolly Johnson2 drunk a bottle of Ksi Flavoured prime and he hasn't come out of the toilet for 10years

by Sub2GaminGravy March 19, 2023

johnso

A indecisive hoe but still can love and feel

Joe stop being a Johnso and pick that one

by NotJohnsoRaymond December 17, 2013

Johson

Another way of spelling Johnson for people who can’t spell.
Someone that will be forever lonely but has many great friends that will help them along the way.

1: Have you heard of Johson?
2: Oh him. He’s that loner over there right?
1: Yup, thats him !

by s0mEONe. July 21, 2018

johnston county cupcake

While hitting it from behind and getting your ass getting licked by a dog, you throw up on her back, pull out and blow a load on the back of her head.

She likes extra icing on her Johnston county cupcake.

by Hoodlummm February 28, 2019