Skip to main content

John Brown

(always emphasized in a low tone)

1. A stranger acting or who could be acting in a morally questionable way. (After Civil War figure)
2. Simply a stereotypical person that you are or feel like being suspicious of for whatever reason.
1. “Check out this John Brown handing out his business cards to the people in line on Black Friday for his legal services in case an injury occurs. Like are you serious here?!?”
“Stay here and guard this pile of broken electronics in case some John Brown decides to take it upon himself to recycle them for us. You never know...”
2. “Look at this John Brown walking down the street with his groceries like he’s got nothing to do. I see you. -.-“
by shaggymorphism October 28, 2021
mugGet the John Brown mug.

John King

The greatest man that ever lived.

He can cure cancer with his tears, too bad he never cries.
John King doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the crap out of it.
by wolfpack2013 February 13, 2013
mugGet the John King mug.

John Cena

Verb- To overcome the odds

A.K.A- Superman
Too much of anything is bad. We've had too much John Cena.
by Rememberme January 1, 2009
mugGet the John Cena mug.

crapper john

It is how a certain Neanderthalish man from Indiana feels, due to being 46 with no sexual experience...with woman.
Get a cork, Dont crapper on yourself John, just because I am too much woman for you...
by ClarrisaKnowsAll April 23, 2005
mugGet the crapper john mug.

John Shit

It's when someone you know does something incredibly dumb & there is absolutely no logic behind it at all "That's Some John Shit!" And you feel like you're out of your gourd/speechless at how stupid oneself could be.
Someone that takes a shower right before they workout, & after. That's some John Shit.
by good buddy June 12, 2014
mugGet the John Shit mug.

joe-john

Someone that is so misguided and confused at life, that they don't know their own name. This trait often rubs off into their everyday activities, often causing them to give off a negative aura.
Normal Person : "Hey! What's your name?"
Socially Awkward Person: "It's Joe, err, John.. It's John."
Normal Person : "Alright Joe-John, I'm going to leave now. Let's pray we never talk to each other again."
by rmag_tnc December 9, 2013
mugGet the joe-john mug.

john howard

Aust

n. Lit : Long serving Australian prime minister, with long suffering Australian public. Also,

1) Any disposable rag used for a particularly filthy purpose.

2) Any stooge, fool or corruptible nincompoop in a position of authority who talks a lot but doesn't listen.

3) (Vulgar) A limp penis during a time of great opportunity. See also bitter disappointment :(

4) A bore, a boring person, esp, a boring person who has leeched on to your social group. Also, a single minded social disaster area, whom you don't have the heart to club to death.

v.
5) John Howarding: Any act of stomach churning cowardice involving excessive asskissing, portrayed as great achievement.
1) Pass me a John Howard would ya darlin, I need to wipe the dogshit off the bottom of me workboots.

2)Did you see the way Bruce went all John Howard on us in today's meeting? Talking to him was like talking to a mule's arse and listening to him was about the same.

3) Sorry darlin I was into it... but... I started thinking about the bills and the kids and then before I knew it... it went all John Howard.

4) Davo was a bit of a John Howard at times, always going on about the same old shit on a different bloody day.

5)Gavin was John Howarding his way to the top of his profession until, one night when reading his own speeches, he suddenly died of terminal boredom.
by Costa Del Barto June 25, 2006
mugGet the john howard mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email