Jesus Louiseus

When someone is doing anything annoying (Normally someone named Louise) to annoy them.

Jesus Louiseus, you will have to pick up all this flour!

by Louiseus Cameron May 4, 2023

Jesus Freak

A old male or woman (mostly woman) who is obsessed with jesus christ. They act like this because they know they are dying soon. They have lots of jesus clothes, they talk about jesus all the time, they go to church every day it’s held at their local church, and they have bible verses and crosses all over the house.

I am christian but i don’t like jesus freaks. they are just annoying.

Wow, Crystal is such a jesus freak.

I know. She has a cross on her neck and she even tried getting her son glenn out of jail by talking all this religious stuff.

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! July 10, 2023

Pub Jesus

The almighty one or ones, the loot god, the Supa sniper, best know disciples are making it rains, oh so cool, and the Notorious gone it

Their KD ratio was crap, until they found pub Jesus

by Dignity December 7, 2020

Lyin' for Jesus

When Christians lie to your face but it's ok because it's done the name Jesus. Usually a Southern term.

That women told me Jesus could heal my broken leg and I don't need a cast. She was lyin' for Jesus.

by aerie66 November 3, 2017

Jesus freak

Originally, dating back to the late 1960s and early 1970s, it was a term used to describe counterculture people, or hippies, aka "freaks" who were part of the Jesus movement. However, later on it was used as a pejorative against anyone who was a particularly devout Christian and especially vocal about it, even if they were rather square and quite the opposite of counterculture or hippies. This is typically how the term is used today.

Jesus freaks
Out in the street
Handing tickets out for God

by Datch Guy July 5, 2022

#jesus boner

When you want to get up in there...but you are too wasted. You pray to Jesus to give you a massive boner.

"I'm tweeting Jesus for a #Jesus Boner. Please give me the strength to fuck the chick/dude."

by TheBonePolice January 9, 2019

Jesus cable

A Jesus cable is a cable that will likely cause death, fire or an explosion, like a 220V to USB-C cable.

Mate A: Don't plug that one in.
Mate B: Why?
Mate A: It's a Jesus cable, you'll die if you do.

by SmokeAlt2EveryDay August 21, 2023