Hood Haiku

a Haiku about life in urban areas, colloquially known as the "hood"

I walked by a homeless man, and he told me a hood haiku

by laroxo December 2, 2010

Hood Nugget

some who is trashy and kind of homely. typically a junkie or slutty type of person

“you see that girl? what a hood nugget”

by guccicucci101 April 2, 2022

novice hood

When a guy is uncircumcised.

Guy 1: I still have my novice hood

Guy 2: cool

by Yee_masteer March 26, 2017

[Hood Heffer]

1) Used to decribe a female that has has the wrong priorities. Focuses her attention on unimportant matters.
Has unrealistic goals.

Kevin
"Hey Vikkie you don't look so good, maybe you should go to the hospital"?

Vikkie Hood Heffer
"I can't my health insurance is suspended because I haven't paid my premium is 3 months"

Kevin
"Why did you let it get behind"

Vikkie
"I used that extra money to go to allstar weekend"

by Cadillac Kev December 27, 2007

Hood

A person or thing that doesn’t know what to do in any situation

Person 1: You are a hood

Person 2: Don’t say that, that’s offensive!

by Harry_styleswife January 25, 2021

Hood Wood

A man that likes having multiple baby mommas that is from the hood.

“Dude, your such a Hood Wood.”

by SkurtSkurtbish June 5, 2023

The Hood

The Hood is short for the neighborhood, that rappers shorten to say fluently in rap without sounding stupid. it all started by Romnz Romano. i have his permission.

im from the hood, what up though?

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 26, 2022