Non-Human

An animal that isn't related to the human species.

Fox 1: Are we apart of the weird furless monkey thing?
Fox 2: No, we're non-human idiot.

by Zach T. Radass January 8, 2023

Human

Stupid mammals with clothes

Humans should be smarter

by Ig velocity_x October 24, 2019

the human piñata

christian novelli but also @damndodie_

someone: look at the human piñata over there!
damndodie_: that's just christian

by damndodie_ January 5, 2017

Human popsicle

What liquid nitrogen turns someone into, according to a movie.

Nobody's frozen body part ever falls on to the floor of a room with a kerosene heater, since an audience might see something out of one the Terminator movies after first becoming a human popsicle.

by Solid Mantis January 28, 2021

Humans

Mistakes.

''Hey, there's humans.''

by katiaxoxo February 27, 2022

human dependence

when things relie on pepole to thrive.

An ecosystem that is very heavy on human dependence.

by sussy amogus imposter#7 August 31, 2021

Human de Filet

That raw, tender state of being where life has sliced, diced, and sautéed you on its stress-filled skillet. You’re cracked open, stretched thin, and barely holding together—like a broken vase patched up with duct tape and sheer stubbornness. A Human de Filet is fragile yet somehow functional, balancing on the edge of disaster with the grace of someone who refuses to crumble.
Ideal for those moments when you’re a walking disaster and an oddly captivating work of art at the same time.

Here I am, looking in the mirror – cracked, torn, sweating piece of meat, but still holding that human de filet condition.

I’m losing hair every day, biting my nails, scratching random body parts, but I’m still that perfect, fancy-ass human de filet!

- Hey, Jake! How are you?
- Human de filet

by YaWho February 1, 2025