human centipede management

When the level of hierarchal management has gone beyond the stage of just arse kissing into the passing of shit straight from arse to mouth.

This place has become so sychophantic it's almost human centipede management

by Casanova Frankenstien December 10, 2013

human

The most wily of animals, the most patient, the most obstinately dedicated to the cruel desires of its own power.

God gazed down in horror at that cunning ape he'd christened "human", and mouthed the words: "What have I done?"

by TheWatcherOnTheWall December 22, 2013

Humant

A human-mutant hybrid.

Cliff Mcfastlane is such a humant, he goes fast!

by Stashypants May 17, 2014

human catherine wheel

When you have the need to vomit and expulse diarrhoea at the same time and are unable to know which way to face the toilet.

I've been up all night being sick and having diarrhoea- I'm like a human Catherine wheel.

by S-Jayx March 5, 2016

Human

A scummy creature who's only perpose in life is to destroy anything and everything, including its own planet.

Humans have caused 322 animal species to go extinct in only the past 500 years.

Humans are killing their own planet.

Human were a mistake.

by 5 billion years left January 10, 2018

Human Waste Bin

Someone who eats so much shit .
Basically another definition to the "see food diet"

She is like a Human Waste Bin for food.

by YsguborHen May 26, 2018

Human Pancake

Is a person who is so fat that they appear to be a pancake. Extremely, monstrously obese. A huge pancake expanse of flesh.

I saw a human pancake yesterday. Nasty!

by Yourmomgay69696969696969 May 14, 2018