Kai's Disease

A disease in which a person is unable to use words properly between the hours of 7 PM and 9 AM.

Lauren: My pumpkin rot, but I didn't have time to carve it anyways.
Liam: I need to carve my watermelon.
Kai: I need to cave my Lukas.
Kai: *gourd
Liam: Kai have you taken your Kai's Disease medicine tonight?

by epikliam October 27, 2021

Peripheral Artery Disease

Noun (Also know as: P.A.D. ) Peripheral Artery Disease is a circulatory condition in which narrowed blood vessels reduce blood flow to the limbs.
Peripheral vascular disease is a sign of fatty deposits and calcium building up in the walls of the arteries (atherosclerosis). Risk factors include aging, diabetes, and smoking.

Wow my lower legs really ache for no reason, even when laying down. Probably because of Peripheral Artery Disease. Fuck.

by Mr. Wanna October 27, 2021

Frogman’s disease

The reason given when a very tactical alpha male (i.e. Navy Seals “Frogmen,” federal agents, special forces, & fighter pilots), only have daughters.

Yeah! I have the frogman’s disease. No sons, just four daughters.

by Tyr Actual November 28, 2021

Chronic Alexorn Disease

When your last name is Alexander, and you refuse to listen to facts.

It's no use trying to steer him in the right direction, he has Chronic Alexorn Disease.

by Non-Alexanders December 7, 2021

Chicago Change Dispenser

The Chicago Change Dispenser is where you put Change into a Persons Asshole and they fart it out

I want you to give the Chicago Change Dispenser

by IdiotFlower December 14, 2021

New Orleans Mayo Dispenser

The sexual act whereby a person with a tracheostomy pipe performs fellatio on a second individual while a third party precedes to take a french fry and place it in the tracheostomy hole. As the second party ejaculates, mayonnaise is promptly dispensed onto the french fry and the condiment covered french fry is enjoyed by all involved.

A variation of this act is the New Orleans Ketchup Dispenser when the penetrating member has an STD and blood comes out instead of sperm.

I visited Robert in the ICU tonight, Sally found a mouldy french fry on the floor so the three of us had ourselves a New Orleans Mayo Dispenser.... if you know what I mean...

by nehirgniqe December 27, 2021

Mad Snail Disease

When your bussy gets too raw

After my friends and I had a sleep over, we all woke up with Mad Snail Disease.

by BARBARAH January 6, 2022