RIP n' dip

When you ask someone who appears upset what's bothering them, but you underestimated the gravity of their problem and it ends up being quite serious, and you're unprepared to deal with it so you offer a halfhearted acknowledgement ("RIP") and leave as soon as possible (dip)

John: Hey Marley, you good?
Marley: No...My parents are getting divorced
John: oh... uh, RIP *leaves*

-later-

Sam: So you just left??
John: I didn't know how to react! I had to RIP n' dip !

by hayd33z April 29, 2019

Double Dip Dike

A woman who claims to be a lesbian but still likes dick on the down-low. Not to be confused with bi-sexual

"Yo, that chick Lauren has a girlfriend but she call me all the time to dick her down when she drunk.
She a double dip dike

by Zozmoz August 16, 2016

Talladega Toe Dip

Placing the big toe into a woman's vagina being sure to only move it in a clockwise circle .

She came first when i hit her with that Talladega toe dip.

by DegaDock April 12, 2019

double dip weekend

Going out with two people on consecutive days over a weekend.

Gavin saw Jess on Friday, and Dee on Saturday, it was a double dip weekend.

by senorgav August 2, 2016

alabama corn dip

When you have sex with a girl who has a severe yeast infection. Your dick will resemble a crusty white corn cob/dip.

Ryan had sex with Jessica and got Alabama corn dip.

by Bigscurr April 4, 2016

Fun dip buddies

Two women who have shared the same sexual partner. (Female version of Eskimo Bros.)

Becky: Oh my god I can’t believe I fucked Brian last night...
Jessica: No way you fucked Brian?! That makes us Fun Dip Buddies!

by Dr. T. Shakepeare July 6, 2018

Fukushima Fun-Dip

The sexual act where a man force-feeds his partner laxatives and Sushi, prior to immediately engaging in anal sex, covering his penis in feces, which his partner then licks off.

Bob: "Hey Suzie, do you want to have sex and eat sushi?"

Suzie: "Only if we can do the Fukushima Fun-Dip!"

by qyjq December 28, 2020