batcrap crazy

A person who is batcrap crazy is certifiably nuts. The phrase has origins in the old fashioned term "bats in the belfry." Old churches had a structure at the top called a belfry, which housed the bells. Bats are extremely sensitive to sound and would never inhabit a belfry of an active church where the bell was rung frequently. Occasionally, when a church was abandoned and many years passed without the bell being rung, bats would eventually come and inhabit the belfry. So, when somebody said that an individual had "bats in the belfry" it meant that there was "nothing going on upstairs" (as in that person's brain). To be BATcrap CRAZY is to take this even a step further. A person who is batcrap crazy is so nuts that not only is their belfry full of bats, but so many bats have been there for so long that the belfry is coated in batcrap. Hence, the craziest of crazy people are BATCRAP CRAZY. ( thank/thanks kbli)

It has been reported brain eating zombies protesting in Washington DC, one was quoted as saying " we are not only starving, we are asking the FDA, to require labeling for those whom are batcrap crazy, warning "taste like batcrap", FDA defended their policy position, "we here at monsanto don't believe in labeling what we put in anyone's food"

by twz January 31, 2015

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crazy calendar

The official name of the calendar that mental asylum inmates, delusionists, and Qnuts follow instead of the regular calendar. The crazy calendar has the same number of days as the regular calendar, including those of leap year.

However that is the only similarity. The calendar has only 6 months instead of 12, because both the delusionals and Qnuts especially have to short of a memory span to remember the names of 12 months.

Each month has 60 days, with the exception of February which has 65 days. During a leap year, February has 66 days.

1: You know James?
2: You mean that delusional dude, who also supports Q?
1: Yah, he was saying some weird stuff like June 47th.
2: He probably is following the crazy calendar like all the over-insanes follow. Their June 47th is our December 18th.

by MST3K I like April 13, 2022

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Crazy Abbie

Crazy Abbie is a nice but skinny girl, but says she's fat when she doesn't eat anything. She tries to act all big and tough, but in reality she is short and scrawny. She plays sports and is really good, but in volleyball she tries to set the ball and does some weird side turn thing. She really wants a partner, and she has tried for a lot of boys, but she has gotten rejected by every one. She is not an only child. At some point she has liked a distant relative. Her mom will not get her new crocs so she is wearing crocs that are way too small for her.

Crazy Abbie is a gender-neutral baby name of Hebrew origin. Meaning “my father is joyful,” Abbie can be a beautiful exclamation of your faith and love. For centuries, Abbie has been an adorable nickname for the Hebrew name Abigail and the German name Albert.

by hedgehog27 October 31, 2022

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