pry it from my cold dead hands 

The thing that is the most valuable to you, can only be taken away when you are Deceased.

Those bastards can try and "Pry it from my cold dead hands!"

pry it from my cold dead hands by Sosku10 December 11, 2021

vag cold 

when the penis gets so cold that in an effort to keep warm it inverts itself up inside of the body, resembling a vagina.

"oh god it's so cold outside! i'm getting a vag cold!"

vag cold by damnitrandii December 16, 2008

arizona cold 

Weather experienced in the Phoenix area during the winter months (Dec.-Feb.). Weather in which it is too warm to wear a winter jacket or big coat and if you do wear one, you will look like a huge douche. then, when you wear a hoody or thin jacket, you get cold. Thus it is arizona cold.

Johnny - Man it is chilly out here and this is the warmest hoody I have and I am still shivering.
Bobby - I know, I hate Arizona cold.

arizona cold by menick December 27, 2008

cryogenic cold 

Used in describing something that is cooler than "ice cold" (as André would say). The epitome of cool. Chilly.

André 3000: What's cooler than being cool??
You: Ice cold!!!
André: What's cooler than being ice cold??
You: Cryogenic cold!!!
Gucci Mane: Burr

cryogenic cold by burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr November 18, 2011

gay cold 

A cold prevalent in the gay community triggered by the dissolution of Pride Month

I know I can just say that I have a regular cold but saying I have a gay cold can really zhuzh up my suffering.

The post nasal drip you're experiencing from the gay cold is probably from all the key bumps you did with Jimmy in the bathroom stall and most likely not a symptom of COVID, but a test is still recommended (especially if you're not vaccinated).

btw slurp your chicken soup and reschedule your date for Saturday with Jimmy until you're better, you ho

gay cold by ♥🗺☠ July 20, 2021

fishy cold placee 

we all know the fishy cold place but apparently it is called some weird name like Sweden or something.

nerdy person: wait Where'd you get your chair from
normal person: oh from the fishy cold placee shop
nerdy person : where??
normal person: the one that begins with I and ends with a I think
nerdy person: oh IKEA??
normal person : yeah the fishy cold placee shop?
nerdy person: that's Swedish
normal person: huh?

fishy cold placee by ITSNOTPIXIEE June 11, 2022

Cracking Out a Cold One With The Boys 

Typically used as a phrase relating to getting out some cold beers with friends. Also known as the magical phrase used to summon douches named similar to Clive or Greg.

Pretty hot today. Should we go down the pub, cracking out a cold one with the boys?

Cracking Out a Cold One With The Boys by WhiteSweater June 19, 2017