cryogenic cold 

Used in describing something that is cooler than "ice cold" (as André would say). The epitome of cool. Chilly.

André 3000: What's cooler than being cool??
You: Ice cold!!!
André: What's cooler than being ice cold??
You: Cryogenic cold!!!
Gucci Mane: Burr

cryogenic cold by burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr November 18, 2011

gay cold 

A cold prevalent in the gay community triggered by the dissolution of Pride Month

I know I can just say that I have a regular cold but saying I have a gay cold can really zhuzh up my suffering.

The post nasal drip you're experiencing from the gay cold is probably from all the key bumps you did with Jimmy in the bathroom stall and most likely not a symptom of COVID, but a test is still recommended (especially if you're not vaccinated).

btw slurp your chicken soup and reschedule your date for Saturday with Jimmy until you're better, you ho

gay cold by ♥🗺☠ July 20, 2021

fishy cold placee 

we all know the fishy cold place but apparently it is called some weird name like Sweden or something.

nerdy person: wait Where'd you get your chair from
normal person: oh from the fishy cold placee shop
nerdy person : where??
normal person: the one that begins with I and ends with a I think
nerdy person: oh IKEA??
normal person : yeah the fishy cold placee shop?
nerdy person: that's Swedish
normal person: huh?

fishy cold placee by ITSNOTPIXIEE June 11, 2022

Cracking Out a Cold One With The Boys 

Typically used as a phrase relating to getting out some cold beers with friends. Also known as the magical phrase used to summon douches named similar to Clive or Greg.

Pretty hot today. Should we go down the pub, cracking out a cold one with the boys?

Cracking Out a Cold One With The Boys by WhiteSweater June 19, 2017

The "Are You Cold?" Kiss 

Possibly one of the greatest kiss ideas ever contrived. If one's boyfriend/girlfriend gets cold easily, and you happen to notice this while holding their hand during a romantic excursion, proceed to inquire whether they are cold. If the answer is yes, proceed to kissing them on the line of the jaw near their ear. Rinse and repeat as you kiss them on the cheek , jaw, and neck, all the while progressively getting closer to their lips. Kiss them with as much skill as you possess in a romantic way without going into full make-out mode. Once done, ask them "Sooo, are you cold now?". Congradulations, you've just executed the cutest kiss on the planet. All standard issue procedures such as a breath mint, good atmosphere, etc. still apply.

OMG! my boyfriend just did The "Are You Cold?" Kiss on me! it was soooooooooo cute. he's the most thoughtful boyfriend ever

The "Are You Cold?" Kiss by ec1ip7ic January 5, 2009

Fuck me in the ass cold  

The state in which the outside temperature falls below negative 15 degrees Fahrenheit, usually with a windchill. It is when, regardless of previous sexual preference, one wishes to be fucked in the ass for no other reason than the warmth it would provide.

Rick "How cold was it when you took the dog out this morning?"

Yolanda "It was fuck me in the ass cold outside! Haven't you seen the weather Ricky?"

Fuck me in the ass cold by Rick(y) December 13, 2008

As Cold As Fucking Skeletor 

Sub-zero temperatures.

a simile as Skeltor was both cold and cruel.

I'd go out tonight, but its as cold as fucking Skeletor out there

As Cold As Fucking Skeletor by Raving Jibby Jarvis November 29, 2010