Sex position of Candian's choice- Maple Syrup is applied to the bosom and Canadian Bacon is rolled into a tubular shape and inserted into the hole of choice prior to the insertion of the male genitalia.
American 1: Sometimes I wish I could move to Canada. Canadians are known to be the nicest people there is.
American 2: Dude, shouldn't Ugly Canadians be enough to prove that not all Canadians are perfect angels? That alone is enough to prove that there's rude and obnoxious people everywhere and not just in the U.S.