Buddy

A guy who has a rare name and who usually has a brown mullet, blue eyes, and plays and loves hockey. Buddys are also typically short for their age, get friendzoned first try, and that love their family. Wait, did I just define myself?

Jackson: Hi Buddy, how did the hockey game go?
Me, named Buddy: Good, we won.

by A hockey player September 16, 2020

Vanilla Buddy

When you and your friend are basic as hell and you both know it.

That's my Vanilla Buddy

by 420 Vanilla Rabbit 69 April 2, 2019

brain buddy

Tho people call each other this when they have a sexual background.

"Whats up, Brain buddy?"
"Stop you can't let people know we fucked."

by meltedSourpatchkids July 13, 2021

slime buddy

someone who you send slime videos to!!! can be a completely random person or the pizza hut number on your boyfriends phone🤷 ♂️

A: "did you make up a random definition on urban dictionary just so you can ask people to be your slime buddy??"
B: "Well .."

by beebweeb September 17, 2022

Buddie

Those two gay firefighters from the hit FOX TV show 9-1-1, canonically known as Buck and Eddie.

Do you think buddie is gonna go canon?

Obviously, those two are so in love.

by prfoundbond August 9, 2021

buddy

a buddy is a male who constantly keeps cheating on his girlfriend. Doesn't give her the love and affection she deserves. Lies to her, doesn't keep it real. Doesn't support when support is needed but instead is always taking from her. He isn't the type of guy you express you feelings and problems to cause he will turn around and tell it to another woman. A buddy claims he "loves" his woman but all he does is cheats on her. Usually he has a baby on the side that he doesnt take care of. Has at least 3 babymamas by 3 different women. The sex is terrible but somehow he thinks he is a beast in bed but is more like a woodpecker.

Look at that buddy over there with his main chick. I bet later on tonight he is gonna be in the bed with his side chick while his main chick is calling. Scandalous.

Girl, that buddy came over last night to fuck me and his dick game was garbage!!! I shoulda used my dildo.

Tell your men to never hang around a buddy cause he will try to sleep with their women.

by doll_ch May 14, 2018

munt buddy

A munt buddy is someone you go Munting with, which consists of two live people and one dead (male or female) Finding and digging up a semi-decomposed corpse, One person then goes down on said corpse whilst the other jumps on the dead persons stomach - causing the juices (decomposed organs etc.) to be forced from all orifices, These are then drank by the person orally connected to the corpse.

John: I love my munt buddy Karkat!
Dave: i didnt know you guys went munting

by Charkata June 6, 2024