Smoking bloke

The act of slobbering over a gentleman's hard chap aka a bj

The act is generally between 2 males, also see cigarette

Hey, have you seen scott and Dave?

Nope, probably smoking bloke in those public toilets again

by Friskylongthegiganticshclong August 6, 2025

Bum/broke baby daddy

My baby daddy

My bum/broke baby daddy is a clown

by Cardi red October 14, 2025

Bum/broke baby daddy

My baby daddy

My bum/broke baby daddy is a clown

by Cardi red October 14, 2025

'A bloke with a huge penis'

a phrase a person says who is hiding the fact that they actually have a micro penis

Nathan: im 'a bloke with a huge penis'

by The real big dick billy October 19, 2025

Woke'n'Boke

The stoner logic past-tense of wake'n'bake.

"Did you smoke this morning?"
"Yeah I woke'n'boke"
"Yeahhhhhhhhhhhh"

by cuntpunisher9000 January 21, 2017

cock-sucking bloke

a person that sucks quite a lot of cock. Can also be used as an insult towards some retard on the street

cock-sucking bloke: "I don't think sucking cock is that bad

you: "What you on about mate. What are you a cock-sucking bloke?

by stale memes equal stale life March 29, 2017

king of bloke and bird

Song by Robbie Williams

no longer king of bloke and bird

by superbobble.com April 14, 2017