She's a fake bitch because she was just talking about her and now she acting like they are best friends.
by Boston Sweetest May 02, 2015
The chair at a table, usually for a meal gathering where the chairs that reside at the table are all the same and an extra chair is needed. The bitch chair is not equal to other chairs and carries the general traits of being shorter, less comfortable and uglier than all other chairs at the table. If all chairs at the table are different, the ugliest, shortest and/or most uncomfortable one is the bitch chair.
"man, we went over to Persephone's pad for a rad dinner but I got stuck with the bitch chair"
"OK, who's sitting in the bitch chair?"
"OK, who's sitting in the bitch chair?"
by George Forward January 27, 2006
1) someone who sucks at life
2) A male who gives a woman anything they want in hopes of someday getting into her pants
3) anyone who is perceived as being weak in strength, skill, game, and/or life
4) someone who does what he's told and never thinks to disagree or confront someone
2) A male who gives a woman anything they want in hopes of someday getting into her pants
3) anyone who is perceived as being weak in strength, skill, game, and/or life
4) someone who does what he's told and never thinks to disagree or confront someone
2 That bitch nigger paid for the whole night and he didnt even get laid.
4 Dude, why you gotta be such a bitch nigger, just tell him to go fuck himself
4 Dude, why you gotta be such a bitch nigger, just tell him to go fuck himself
by volodymyr June 28, 2006
The textbook trifling bitch. You know, the one that cheats on you, snoops in your belongings, tells you how much she's not over you then immediately goes and sleeps with a married guy who's almost as old as my mom. Yeah, that girl.
I don't have time for that trifling bitch.
by Jesse Eddleman April 27, 2006
One who rides Microsoft Excel all day. Taking bad pictures in poor lighting and writing up bullshit descriptions of stuff your boss wants put upon eBay.
"Hey Alex, Paul wants 40 things up on eBay today."
"Well ok I'll just re-use 50 things these deadbeat auction winners never paid for"
"You truly are, a lazy eBay bitch, Alex."
"Well ok I'll just re-use 50 things these deadbeat auction winners never paid for"
"You truly are, a lazy eBay bitch, Alex."
by Mr. Asshole January 23, 2007
Boring. Wears leggings as pants and uggs with shorts.
Likes/has any items or clothes that have anchors, infinite symbols or dream catchers.
Drinks starbucks.
Posts too many selfies.
Posts pictures of her feet while in the tub.
Straightens hair when she already has straight hair.
Rue 21
Likes/has any items or clothes that have anchors, infinite symbols or dream catchers.
Drinks starbucks.
Posts too many selfies.
Posts pictures of her feet while in the tub.
Straightens hair when she already has straight hair.
Rue 21
Uggs and shorts in the summer? Oh you know shes a basic bitch
Omg, lets go drink starbucks and get infinite symbols tattoed on us!
Omg, lets go drink starbucks and get infinite symbols tattoed on us!
by Realwebster October 04, 2014
a female that has usually never read the books and only saw the movie (couldve read the book and saw the movie but still the term "twilight bitch" is determined by the following behavior): acts like it's the biggest deal ever, thinks that Edward is the hottest thing since shaved pubes, buys thousands of dollars of twilight memorabilla, gets hair done like Bella in hopes of getting ass rammed by a rabinous vampire, and hates anyone who didn't see the movie, Twilight Bitch will soon over-populate the scenes (scene kids, scenesters, scenexcore, etc...) which overpopulated the emo kids after the popularity of Oli Sykes and Craig Mabbit rose to dangerous levels, which over-populated the goths which over-populated the punks, etc...
Izzy: eww have you seen this guy named Robert Pattinson, he's so ugly!
*4 years later*
Izzy: O.M.G!! Edward from Twilight is like so smexy!! he makes me have the BIGGEST orgasm.
Smart kid: thats the same person you said was ugly 4 years ago...
Izzy: NO ITS NOT!! cause Edward's a vampire and everyone knows vampires are the sexiest!
Smart kid: when did you decide that? when Twilight came out?
Other kid: come to think of it, every girl decided that vampires are sexy since Twilight came out.
Smart Kid: Izzy is such a Twilight Bitch
*4 years later*
Izzy: O.M.G!! Edward from Twilight is like so smexy!! he makes me have the BIGGEST orgasm.
Smart kid: thats the same person you said was ugly 4 years ago...
Izzy: NO ITS NOT!! cause Edward's a vampire and everyone knows vampires are the sexiest!
Smart kid: when did you decide that? when Twilight came out?
Other kid: come to think of it, every girl decided that vampires are sexy since Twilight came out.
Smart Kid: Izzy is such a Twilight Bitch
by PrenoctopussSejonjon January 03, 2009