vadge beaver

a small fury animal which is placed inside a womans meat curtains. once there this dirty little beaver begins the process of vadginious humdigerry.

"oh my god a vadge beaver just pertruded from my vadge"

by DO YOU DRINK September 15, 2007

sandy beaver

when you have sex with a women on the beach she gets a sandy beaver

I was having sex with my girl friend on the beach and when we were finished she had a sandy beaver

by stickey fingers 99 August 19, 2008

smokey beaver

The act of putting a lit bong into a womens vagina, after place into the vagina, hit her lower torso, thus shattering the bong inside of her. If done correct, smoke will seap out of the vagina, thus producing a smokey beaver.

WARNING: This will not get you high.

Wow!, that smokey beaver looked painfull.

Your pussy looks rotten. Have you been expirencing a smokey beave, or have you had any eight-legged walkers?

by Spraynard_Kruger May 28, 2009

buffalo beaters

Wagon-burning Native Americans in the plains/mountains who wanted to compete with the salmon-beating coastal Native Americans.

Those buffalo beaters sure give the salmon beaters a run for their money. Did you hear that Lone Warrior beat 3 buffalo in one day. That's impressive, enit Marlita?

by rockclimb3r October 1, 2009

Morning Beaver

1) When a woman first wakes up and her vagina is gummy and smelly.

2) Morning breath for your other mouth.

ex: She was down to sex it up right away in the morning, but her morning beaver was intolerable.

by echo_echo_echo March 23, 2011

old beater

women who have hit the wall as far as their looks go.

This bar is full old beaters. Dude, what were thinking, she's a beater?

by expiii April 16, 2014

bean beater

When a man is jerking off and his balls slap the pinky finger side of his hand, he is bean beating!

Don’t shake that dudes hand, he’s a bean beater!

by Redjack411 May 28, 2018