Simulated Bacon Bits

A security guard

Guy: Your not even Bacon bits your SIMULATED bacon bits!

by The baconater August 1, 2009

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mollie bacon

mollie bacon is a slippery slidey tiny eifle tower! mollie is a bracelet goddess and has no friends except liv #rohit

olivia: why is mollie bacon sad?
mollie: because she sleep on floor with no iced tea

by anonymous July 13, 2023

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Bacon mustache

When a guy covers his cock in bacon grease, then slaps his cock across a partners upper lip.

My upper lip is breaking out because my boyfriend gave me a bacon mustache last night.

by Kissthis69 May 26, 2021

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Bacon Philip

One day John Laurens-Hamilton photoshopped Philip Hamilton’s face on a piece of bacon

Not Bacon Philip💀🤧

-Me when John sent it-

by Alexander Laurens-Hamilton March 24, 2021

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When you're so intelligent to understand that bacon is king and is the best thing in the world. Bacon is so amazing, that it gives people genius ideas and the drive to do whatever they want. Bacon makes you smarter in every way possible.

That guy just bought 500 pounds of meat , cheese and bacon at the store for his party. He is making giant bacon cheeseburgers with it. That's bacon smart.

by nitoxys February 16, 2017

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