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American food

any food product that was invented in the U.S.
by Light Joker October 27, 2004
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American Idol

THE BEST FUCKING SHOW TO EVER HIT TELEVISION. EVERYONE WATCHES BECAUSE IT IS BRILLIANT! Well, actually the talent is aight, I just tune in to watch the judges fight back and forth and Simon and Paula flirt with each other.
American Idol, the best fucking show on tv, has the highest ratings of anything.
by Eri November 12, 2004
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American pig

I am an American Pig and everyone else on this planet sucks!
by Nataservant July 9, 2004
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Blafrican-American

The word formed when a white person attempts to glibly correct himself to sound PC, but had already started to say "black." This term usually comes out when the speaker suddenly remembers he is in the company of blafrican-americans.
"Why does Chad insist on referring to himself as 'C-dawg'. Does he think he is blafrican-american? Oh, hi Tyrone."
by nick brockman February 27, 2008
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American Ayatollah

Look at Iran. It calls itself an "Islamic Republic". It's a theocratic dictatorship where the ruling ayatollahs impose THEIR version of Islam on Iranians.
American ayatollahs are those who want to impose THEIR version of Christianity on all American people. They want to establish a totalitarian nation, a Christian Iran.
The American Ayatollahs are the "fundie"- inclined false prophets who steal, and try to force their views on America. This recent election campaigning we had was tainted by rumors and lies. The main candidates seemed to be alright but there were cretins on both sides of the fence and the Christian Reich tried to use it all to their advantage. Barack Obama and John McCain acted civil to each other but the fanatical riff-raff and the lies and the rumors were all over the place. These American Ayatollahs are nothing but prying con artists with an evil agenda!
by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 27, 2009
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American Eagle

A chain clothing store generally considered along with the likes of Abercrombie and Fitch. Generally known for selling "vintage" t-shirts which are, in most cases, innuendo and marketing laden with store brands.

Also noted for a "sufer" or "preppy" style appealing mostly to those teenagers trying to find a "cute" or stylish form. One of the stores most easily swayed by popular fashion trends.

Noteable in the sense of the abysmal ratio between price and value of their apparel.
"Wow! I just love your new faded jeans... the old bellbottom style from last month is so out now."
"Well, I figured paying 100 dollars for a pair of American Eagle jeans is the least I could do."
by Trey Roady December 28, 2005
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native american

1. A descendant of one of the tribes who lived in America before the Europeans arrived. It considered politically incorrect to call Native Americans "Indians," partly because when Christopher Columbus forgot his ADD medication and somehow thought America was India, he was wrong; and partly because it is considered offensive to real Indians to call Native Americans "Indians."

2. An Irishman who sailed to Japan, lived on soybeans until his thyroid was ruined, sailed back to Ireland, got kicked out for having a horrible voice, sailed back to Japan, got kicked out for having horrible math skills, then noticed the giant continents of North and South America and decided to live on them and have children with Eskimos and/or Mexicans.

3. A highly ghetto group of people living on reservations. They know every button combination in street fighter, every playing stat of their favorite basketball heroes, and a bunch of life's rules, such as "bros before hoes."
1. Christopher Columbus once sailed west from Portugal, hoping to find India and all its beautiful women. Instead, he found a bunch of Native American kids hanging around a basketball court, playing gameboys and drinking soda. "I'm going to pretend this never happened," he told himself, and sailed back to Portugal to tell his Portuguese friends that he had been to India.

2. WHITE KID: That Native American storyteller sounds like he has a hole in his throat.

OTHER WHITE KID: That's because he's Asian. Duh.

WHITE KID: Oh. Wait, so why is that one other Native American kid at the same level in math as me?

OTHER WHITE KID: Because he's Irish. Duh.
by Bertoffski January 12, 2008
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