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used to express location in a particular place.
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used to indicate movement in an area.
"men were floundering about"
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used to express location in a particular place.
"there was a lot of flu about"
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"About Schmidt" Challenge

The difficult undertaking of initiating masturbation at the start of the 2002 classic film, About Schmidt, with the intent to maintain arousal into the movie, with completion occurring at the infamous, Kathy Bates hot tube scene. Challengers must maintain arousal until completion, which must occur during that scene.
Mark: Jim? What's wrong??

Jim: Yeah, I just attempted the "About Schmidt" Challenge, and failed.

Mark: Bummer, I know how much this means to you. Well, how far did you get?

Jim: I was only able to get to the old lady's funeral, and then I released prematurely.

Mark: Now hey, that a new personal record for you. I've never even gotten past the "breakfast in the RV" scene. Baby steps!

Jim: Yeah mane, I guess we have a lot of work ahead of us!

Mark: Heros get remembered, but the Legends never die.
by Penis Alota August 6, 2024
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Abortion

What should have happened to your dumbass.
Lisa: "The doctor told me my baby will grow up to be a moronic asshole"
Sarah: "Oh my god you need to get an abortion!"
by RAZORBURN20 August 9, 2024
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Absatu

The sweetest girl you’ll ever meet, super hot and super thick. Needs a lot of love and reassurance but that’s literally a plus if you like them enough. Will always have you back and has the fattest back. Absatu is always really attractive and people tend to comment on her fashion sense because she is the bomb. When young they need a lot of love and attention but when they grow up boy can they ride that BBC.
She’s soo kind, she is such an Absatu
by nonsosr January 3, 2025
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about to beat my shit

Friend 1: “I’m about to beat my shit”
Friend 2: “can I join?”
by Chokingmychicken1358 January 16, 2025
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