Getting Wood

When you get a boner, intentionally or unintentionally.

"I can't get through a single Service without GETTING WOOD."

by Infinitussy September 7, 2025

wood swinger

NEGATIVE:A SUBORDINANT(HARRASING) GIRL THAT YOU CAN NOT SEEM TO GET RID OF. NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO, SHE IS ALWAYS THERE...ANNOYING YOU!!!

she a wood swinger

by wood swinger March 16, 2009

Mr Wood

tall, white man, with brown curly hair. He is the hottest teacher you’ll see and works in the science department.

mr wood is so hot

by dilf_lover November 24, 2021

chipping the wood

the act of masturbating through the instrumentation of pain or harmful tools to receive pleasure

man you seen Ricardo? ''no he must be chipping the wood''

by blackrain3 March 25, 2010

you ok reatard? i am wood. stupid.

duwang translation of jojo's bizarre adventure: diamond is unbreakable. hazamada punched his stand, surface, which is made out of wood.

hazamada: *punches surface* "damn it hurts!"

surface: you OK reatard? i am wood. stupid.

by kitpysaysfuckyou January 2, 2024

Leftover wood

You just fucked someone but you still wanna fuck so you call someone else

Mary went to Tom’s who came to quickly so she called up Bill for leftover wood

by Marystales January 30, 2021

Wood

Typically refers to another white man that’s been in and out of the correctional system. “Peckerwood” was a term derived by black prison gangs to make fun of white inmates. The same in mates later took pride on the name and it was then shortened to “wood” in a common greeting.

Don’t slip don’t slide, Nazi Lowride wood.

by 2316WPWW December 2, 2018