A lane whore is a turdball who always zips into whichever lane gives them a little more space than the one they were originally in. Just like how a cock whore and a cock monster loves cock, a lane whore will do whatever it takes on the road for just 2 ft more of lane. You encounter these jerkoffs on the road, but, more frequently, on the freeway, where they are notoriously known for tailgating. Lane whores lack patience while driving, and in some cases, even a brain at all. A good way to deal with a lane whore is as follows:
-You are driving, and you notice an asswipe tailgating you (the lane whore)-
-Eventually, the bitch lane whore will pull into another lane that gives them more room (How fast the person does this also coincides with how small their brains and or gentitals are)-
-Whichever lane the LW pulled into will have another car which the LW will tailgate and begin switching lanes again-
-Provided that you dont have a car in your way, (or else you have to be a lane whore yourself just that once) when the LW is catching up to the car in the other lane, accelerate your car until you stop just short of the bumper of the car the LW would be tailgating in it's lane-
-If done well, you will have trapped the lane whore in a slow lane tailgating a car which isnt you and stuck there as long as you stay bumper to bumper with the tailgated car in the LW's lane!-
-Eventually, the bitch lane whore will pull into another lane that gives them more room (How fast the person does this also coincides with how small their brains and or gentitals are)-
-Whichever lane the LW pulled into will have another car which the LW will tailgate and begin switching lanes again-
-Provided that you dont have a car in your way, (or else you have to be a lane whore yourself just that once) when the LW is catching up to the car in the other lane, accelerate your car until you stop just short of the bumper of the car the LW would be tailgating in it's lane-
-If done well, you will have trapped the lane whore in a slow lane tailgating a car which isnt you and stuck there as long as you stay bumper to bumper with the tailgated car in the LW's lane!-
by Ranger Elite July 13, 2006
Get the lane whoremug. Someone cashing in on a trend/scene, following it for fashions sake. Tends to be commonly associated with emo/hardcore scene.
Those damn scenexwhore kids and their stupid white belts, thinking they know what emo is, without realizing it died almost 10years ago.
by Isobel January 17, 2004
Get the scene whoremug. Geff gets made fun of by Tom and Matt, but he enjoys it because Brooke and BB pity him. This is the quintessential example of a pity whore.
by Matt and TOM August 11, 2004
Get the pity whoremug. 1.A little girl who likes to show her cleavage to the world of online computer predators
or
2.Someone who has so many friends that they could start a second planet
or
2.Someone who has so many friends that they could start a second planet
Man 1- YES!! i have finally gotten to 23 Million Myspace Friends!!
Man 2- Dude, you are a fucking myspace whore.
Man 2- Dude, you are a fucking myspace whore.
by goldy5 June 24, 2007
Get the Myspace Whoremug. by Jay September 15, 2003
Get the floor whoremug. When a website gets its own copy of a picture that everyone already has and proceeds to stick their website's URL in either a corner or a watermark, making like they are the ones that came up with the image.
by Walmart Security July 15, 2005
Get the Image Whoringmug. Whore Bath
When you wash just under your arms and privates in a bathroom sink, usually in a public bathroom. A quick bath that involves only washing your privates and under arms in a sink or with just a damp or wet wash cloth, can be done anywhere but usually in a bathroom standing by the sink or in a public restroom.
Comes from: Hookers in a truckstop after being with a "john" will take a "whore bath" before their next customer.
When you wash just under your arms and privates in a bathroom sink, usually in a public bathroom. A quick bath that involves only washing your privates and under arms in a sink or with just a damp or wet wash cloth, can be done anywhere but usually in a bathroom standing by the sink or in a public restroom.
Comes from: Hookers in a truckstop after being with a "john" will take a "whore bath" before their next customer.
Suzie was out all night and had to work the next day so she just took a whore bath before going off to work.
by acoad1111 December 8, 2009
Get the Whore Bathmug.