Toilet paper

When a pandemic starts everyones assholes begin spraying shit uncontrollably causing massive swarms of white trash mobbing stores to get that precious anus relief one can only get from toilet paper

Only the smooth cotton clouds of toilet paper can soothe this bleeding anus.

by T Smitty 208 March 18, 2020

Get out of my toilet

When the cable that connects your mouse with your computer becomes longer and longer once you pull it, and you keep pulling it until it gets unplugged.

(Get out of my toilet, along with the definitions was from Flamingo tbh)

by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 14, 2021

skibidi toilet

Skibidi Toilet is an internet meme that emerged from the viral popularity of the Russian band Little Big's song "Skibidi." In this context, "Skibidi Toilet" humorously refers to a fictional scenario or concept where the energetic and eccentric dance moves from the "Skibidi" music video are applied to everyday activities, particularly those associated with using the toilet or bathroom facilities.

The Skibidi Toilet meme has taken over social media, with people imagining hilarious bathroom dance routines.

I can't stop laughing at these memes where people are 'Skibidi Toileting' while brushing their teeth!

The Skibidi Toilet challenge videos are absurdly funny, showcasing people's creativity in incorporating dance into everyday tasks.

by babbledoople March 15, 2024

plunging the toilet

having sex with a girl with a smelly pussy

Guy 1: "yo, my dick stinks. can't get the smell off me since hookin' up with stinky Lisa." Guy 2: "well that's what you get for plunging the toilet."

by Duece79 June 6, 2018

Toilet sunset

When the log has gone behind the bowel but its not flushed so it turns the water in a dark reddish brown so when you look down in the bowl it looks like a sunset.

Oh my word, who didn't flush, looks like a toilet sunset now.

by GhostriderTC March 31, 2023

Skibidi Toilet

Skibidi Toilet is a horrid YouTube Shorts "Series", if you can even call it that. It's a toilet with a man's head coming out of the bowl, singing a remix of a song that is just awful. "Skibidi dub dub dub yes yes, skibidi dubble-a dee-dee". This is the song of satan, or at least the song of skibidi toilet. In the series, these cringey toilets fight people with technology for heads, or in other words an average modern toddler. The series seems very popular with crusty infants who still finds toilets funny.

Child: (non-understandable blubber)
iPad: Skrr skibidi dub dub dub yes yes, skibidi dubble-a dee dee
Child: Skibidi
Mother: Time to take the iPad away for dinner honey!
Child: (Demonic yelling and singing of Skibidi Toilet song)
Mother: There is only one solution (shoots child)
The world is now safe from this awful iPad kid. Do the same with your child.

by Mutha_Fucka69 May 19, 2024

Skibidi toilet

Skibidi toilet is a stupid fucking idiotic cringe shitty retarded show that’s on YouTube shorts. It’s so fucking bad that I want to rip my eyes open and throw them into a deep fryer. This shitty “series” of cringe fucking videos about people’s heads in fucking toilets is so god fucking stupid and all who watch it should GO TO FUCKING HELL AND TELL SATAN TO BURN THEIR BALLS OFF. I hate parental controls a ton… BUT IF UR KID HAS A FUCKING SKIBIDI TOILET ADDICTION THEN DELETE YT PREMIUM IF U HAVE IT, TURN ON PARENTAL CONTROLS AND KEEP 52 BODY GUARDS NEXT TO UR CHILDREN WHEN HES WATCHING TV, ALL HAVING DUAL LOADED GRENADE LAUNCHERS. DO IT AND DO IT NOW.

Me: hey kid, what u watching??

Dumb fucking kid that doesn’t have enough iq to fill a spoon: OMG HAVE U HEARD???? ITS SKIBIDI TOILET :D SKIBIDI DOP DOP DOP YES YES!!!

Me: *pulls out a fucking fully charged railgun*

Dumb fucking kid that doesn’t have enough iq to fill a spoon: wait what are u doi-?

Me: *shoots that dumb muthafucka*

God: I’ll forgive u for that one

by TheGuyThatFuckingHatesGenAlpha March 19, 2025