captain on the shi

an alcoholic beverage mixed by someone whose had way too much to drink. this beverage often contains Captain Morgan, Smirnoff, chocolate milk, tequila, etc. it's a gross mixture, i wouldn't recommend it.
"Andy just made up one of his favorite drinks, called captain on the shi." or "I'm duckin' frunk! Another captain on the shi for me!"
by Samantha Rood October 30, 2007
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Captain Douchington

Captain of the Douchingwa army. Douchingwa is a city in chinadouche of high honor and moral stature. (A surprisingly clean city as well.)
Captain Douchington of the Douchingwa army fought for a just cause.
by djhebert August 30, 2014
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Im the captain now

when you cum in her eyes and kick her legs in then shout I'm the captain now
Oi bitch im the captain nowwwwww
by africanman69 December 27, 2020
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captain carlos

This man will fuck anything! He doesnt produce babies he shits them out eats them agin and jizzes them out!
gay ass man-hes such a savage!
Hot asss bitch- no hes a captain carlos with a big fat black dick
by Fuckboi sucks good December 15, 2015
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Road Captain's Favour

The promise of oral sex while driving, as repayment for money or favours previously provided.
The promise usually goes unfulfilled, as does the person who is owed.
Bawwy: "Just give me the money. I'll owe you a Road Captain's Favour"
Pez: "Fine, I'll give you the money."
by thegoatofwisdom June 18, 2021
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Captain Chromosome

Someone who is acting like a 2 year old on speed
Look out is Captain Chromosome
by Gamingman November 01, 2021
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The Captain Jack Sparrow

Much like "The Houddini", during intercourse the male should spit on her back to create the impression of him being "finished", then when she turns round he spunks in her eye. From this, he should then kick her like as to ensure that she is covering one eye whilst simultaneously hopping and yelling "aaargh", much like a pirate.
She well got The Captain Jack Sparrow last night.
She cried
by Steve the Pirate 999 April 17, 2014
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