beef shank dangler

large male genitals, a large penis

Do you think you can deep-throat my beef shank dangler?

by Crazy Doc Brown April 2, 2007

Grass-fed Beef

A thicc dude who smokes weed

Boy 1: What do you want for dinner?
Girl 1: Anywhere that has GRASS-FED BEEF

Girl 2: I'm on a new diet that consists of only GRASS-FED BEEF

by johnwall2 May 11, 2018

Hot Beef Sundae

While one is defecating they jack off and ejaculate down into the toilet on top of their steaming pile of diarrhea.
(note: Can also be performed on someone's body)

I was bored while taking a shit today so I went ahead and gave that toilet the biggest hot beef sundae ever.

by SCHTEIN April 15, 2009

shake hands with beef

When a vegetarian or vegan secretly indulges in meat, or when a meat-eater tries to lure a vegetarian/vegan into eating meat.

Lori shakes hands with beef every now and then.

Come on, Lori! (Holding a burger in her face) Shake hands with beef!

by Pink Dog July 30, 2008

floppy beef curtain

A giant vaginal entry covered by labia that are discolored, hangy and unpropitional to the keeper of the vagina.

Oh my god that stripper had floppy beef curtains. Her vagina looked like a loose cut roast beef sandwich

by Jf11 December 7, 2013

Alabama Beef Stew

When a man craps out diarrhea into the vagina of a famale and proceeds to fuck her.

The Alabama Beef Stew I gave to Hannah Florer last night got all over our new bed.

by HAFBLOWS January 5, 2010

roast beef canoe

Thick, protruding pussy lips resembling a canoe.

The bitch was so busted, I could have paddled away in her roast beef canoe.

by Daniel Forman February 20, 2005